Cruel.Com: The World Wide Web's Bitter Aftertaste

Now that Clear Channel radio stations are rapidly covering up the fact that the Star & Buc Wild Morning Show ever existed, we should pause for a moment to remember the career of the first wacky morning DJ to threaten on the air to find and molest a rival's four-year-old daughter.

The transcript of Former DJ Star's remarks:

Star: Somebody holla at me and tell me about his whore wife and his kid. 866-678-8270. ... Somebody get at me about his whore. His whore wife and his kid, this little ugly ass kid, I hear. Where does this kid go to school? I got five hundred bucks for that information. Somebody email me or gimme a call. Just tell me where his kid goes to school. Let's see who's really gully on the microphone. Five hundred dollars, in my pocket, right now. I need to know the school, this faggot ass nigga, DJ's kid goes to school.

Star: I've got information on DJ Benji, aka… what's his name again? Envy. I've got information on his gook. His baby's mother.

BucWild: A gook?

Star: Hemp University, uh, cats used to run trains on her. Green BMW. I'll get to all this in a few minutes.

Star: OH! And I got the information, the school his kid goes to.

[Woman's voice] Really?

Star: Yeah, I'm savin' that one. That's, that's the one I'm gonna pull out if I have to. If I have to. Oh yes, I'll, I'll come for your kids. I will come for your kids. I finally got the information on his slant eyed, whore wife. The information on his slant eyed, whore wife. Yes. A cat who actually ran a train on her, contacted me. [chuckle] Allegedly ran a train on her once upon a time. Allegedly. Once upon a time. Ejaculated all over her face.

Star: No, let me just touch on this real quick, But there's a woman out there right now who pushed out a little lo-mein eater by a DJ down by the sloppy station. I got at this alleged slut whore, heh, and this little half a lo-mein eater. ... Yes, I disrespected your seed. If you didn't hear me, I said, I would like to do an R. Kelly on your seed, on your little baby girl. I would like to tinkle on her.

Star: Call the cops? Nigga, please, there's no bodyguards. I carry the 9. Most of the cats that are with me, have felony convictions, they can't carry. I'm disrespectin' your seed. I would like to skeet on the face of your seed. Now that's, that's real talk dawg. You have to come holla at me now. Call me, I'll meet you somewhere, but don't act like you were waiting in some parking lot with like 50 niggers. Please.

Star: Now, again, to the woman, who carried that little mongrel for 9 months. ... I'm coming for your seed. Did you hear me? (*thump, thump, thump* noise) I want to do an R. Kelly in the mouth of your seed fem? You holla at me now I'm the easiest man in the world to find. *snickers* And my name is The Hater. You holla back now, DJ Envy.

Star: Let me see now, uh, DJ Benji attention! In case you didn't hear me, I said, I want to put some mayonnaise in between your baby girl's ass crack and take a bite.


*fap fap fap*

What size hat would you like, rcade?.

Don't make me disrespect your seed, Headkicker Girl.

Don't make me disrespect your seed, Headkicker Girl.

If it makes you feel any better, at least you provided us with a longer transcript. And a link from this year.

Yo, yo, yo, mad props on the triznanscript, dawg. I'm givin' a special HKG shout-out to my niggah 'Cade. You callin' and ballin', my brothah.

RCADE anything goes here??

"He is trying to fill the void left by Howard Stern," Conway said. "He wants to show that he'll say anything, no matter how outrageous."

He is apparently ignorant of the fact that Howard Stern left FCC controlled radio precisely because of massives fines fer saying shit that is way tamer than DJ Starbucks trash talk.

This stupid melon farmer is putting the "rant" back into "ignorant"

Be Well.

wow that wasn't just bad
it was evil.

ugh i am not sure i can think of mayo the same way again.

Well, like RT, he does like his buns seeded....

The quote attributed to Bucwild is not true.
Bucwild was in Rehab at the time the statements were made.

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