FAMILY VALUES BY: DIzzIE Ó19-99 Your life sucks, so why don't you kill yourself? Just get your daddies gun and get ready to have some fun Just point the gun at your head and soon you'll be very dead Then your brains will be all over the floor And maybe even on the kitchen door Your parents will be very sad Well ain't that just too fucking bad? And then your mom will stop screwing your dad And that will make him even more sad So he'll reach for the machete And chop the bitch up like confetti Then your dad will meet a whore And he'll keep pushing her for more But your dad wont have any more money So she'll say "Goodbye Honey" And that will make your daddy mad And he'll do something very bad He'll tie the whore to the bed And fuck her until she's dead Then he'll eat the cold dead whore And then he'll probably drink some more Then your daddy will go walking around the city Looking for someone to share his pity He'll meet your grandma on the street And she'll dance to his funky beat And then he'll tell her to suck his dick But she'll say her heart belongs to a hobo named Rick And then your daddy will get tired Besides, he just got fired And then your daddy will meet Bill Who just seems to want to kill So he'll push your daddy of a hill And thus, this is the end of your shitty family