GETTING RID OF THE BODY BY: DIzzIE Ó2000 So you've finally killed someone (it's about time Junior!) and because (unfortunately) most of us aren't cannibals you now need to dispose of the body. There are two things you need to do before you actually get rid of the body: 1) Check the body for any easily identifiable marks, such as tattoos or birth marks. Cut those off and dispose of them separately, by burning them or cutting the chunk of skin into very small pieces. Also take out and cut or burn any ID cards or photos the person has with him. 2) To conserve space it is best to get a sharp butcher knife or axe and chop the body into pieces no bigger than 6 inches, and chop easily identifiable parts, like fingers, into smaller pieces. Now the actual ways to dispose of the body: *Soak all of the pieces of the body in gasoline or other flammable liquid and put them in a big fire. Make sure that you do this away from other people as the smell will be very strong. If you keep the fire going long enough the bones will become very brittle and fragile, and once the flesh has burned away you can take a hammer and break the bones with ease into little pieces and then put them in a dark bag and toss it in the middle of some trash canister. *Bury the pieces in the ground (make sure the hole is 5-7 feet deep). Do not bury them in your own backyard but in some place away from people, like in the midst of a forest or the outskirts of a city (not the city where you live). *Put the pieces in a dark plastic bag, drop a couple of car (or other) air fresheners in there to hide the smell of rotting flesh, then put that plastic bag into another, and so on until you have about ten layers. Next tie the bag securely, pour some sticky liquid (like motor oil) over the bag to discourage people from touching it and looking in it. Put the bag in a big trash canister far away from where you live, once you put the bag in, pile some other trash bags on top of it, so it's not on top. Well, you should be able to pick on of those methods, or come up with your own "creative" ways. Have fun kiddies! email me: xcon0@yahoo.com