// MS DOS, written in one-and-a-half minute by Billy Gates.// 10 PRINT "C:\" 20 IF USERINPUT THEN 30 PRINT "Memory Allocation Error [F]ail, [R]etry, [A]bort" 40 GOTO 20 50 END //The full sourcecode to Netscape 3.0// #include #include #include #define main() { if (freeRAMFound()) fragment_RAM(); if (page_loading()) GetNewSysError(11); set_user(mode,irritated); set_user(mode,angry); set_user(mode,rage); if (picture_displayed(porn)) GetNewSysError(11); if (internetExplorer_installed()) getUserCreditCardNumber(sendTo_random(e-amail_adresses)); }