A Quick Text On How To Get UsWest Goodies
												By: AntiQ Of Liquid inc.

Lately, a few people have been asking me " how do I get a linemans hanset?"  There were a few other things that people have been asking me about but I don't have time for that right now, I am very busy.
So, here you go. Short sweet and to the point (sorry).

There a a few ways you can get stuff from uswest. 

Tools needed.
1 thin flat head screw driver.
1 T-shirt or something similar (could be the one on your back)
1 pair of GOOD wire cutters
2 Pair gloves (for finger prints, 2 just in case)

optional tools and skills
1 lock pick set
common knowledge of lockpicking
A REALLY DETEMINED PERSON  (I have done it, it's not that hard)

Ok here ya go.
 Wait till late at night (around 2) don't go too early because some of them start work at like 4:30. Go to the uswest lot around where you live. Get out your gloves, and put them on. Go to the back of the outside perimiter of tha facility where the trucks are (hopefully some place where you will not be noticed by people driving on the road nearby).Then get out your wire cutters. Cut a BIG hole in the fence (this really pisses them off!). Crawl threw the hole you have made. Now comes the tricky part. LOOK OUT FOR SECURITY. Some times there is, some times not. Be on the safe side.  Look around the lot in the trucks for a truck that has some good shit on the seat ,alot of times they leave handsets there because they are to lazy to lock them up properly. Now pull out your screwdriver and take off your shirt. Go to the winshield (preferably a bottom corner of it). wad up your T-shirt and place it on top of the windshield, and press lightly. While pressing lightly, pop off the windshield with your screwdriver. BE VERY CAREFULL NOT TO BREAK THE WINDSHIELD, OR YOU WILL BE CAUGHT! NW, set your shirt on the ground next to the truck, take the windshield and lean it on the shirt (so it wont break) and the truck. Now take whatever you want and get out quickly. Put the windshield back on (as best as you can, it will give you more time before they notice the intrusion). GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

OR, 
You can also pick the side and rear locks and get alot more shit, it is completely up to you. There is more risk of getting caught (Depends on how good of a lock pick you are). 




HAVE FUN AND DON'T GET CAUGHT!
Peace AntiQ.