(%)(%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%)(%) % % % Tap.Interviews.VI % % (Live After Death!) % % % % June 2nd, 1200 BC % % Written By : The [loak of Se % % % (%)(%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%)(%) [cough] [cough] [choke] (Hmm...) [Blowing dust off ELITE garb] [Dusting out ELITE cloak] [Shining ELITE Commandments engraved in Platinum Plate] [Connecting Apple-Cat to new //GS] [Booting AppleWriter 2.01] (Hmm...) [Throwing away AppleWriter 2.01] [Installing //GS WordPerfect] [Entering //GS WordPerfect] [Maintaining hard drive maintenence schedule. Hitting it with a rolled up copy of the NYC Yellow Pages. Its a Sider wouldn't ya know? In order to keep it in good running condition, you gotta whap it a few times each day so it stays QUIET! Say... I could get used to this... Justify live onscreen even. Any- where I want it to. Hmm!] [Searching for ELITE wares to mount on new LOUD hard drive.] [No SIDER UTILITIES for me! Phantom Access 5.7K goes on my boot volume! ] [Thinking] [Converting Tap.Interviews to ProDOS and mounting them!] <....> <....> [Finishing up by mounting every Stickybear ware.] [Debating whether or not to install Pirate.Name generator!] [Nah...] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (Clearing throat...) [Cracking knuckles. I know that annoys some people doesn't it?] Hi dudez! Tap.Interviews FOREVER! Since Infiltrator#5 saw fit to kill the entire series. The least I can do is bring it back! I don't think Tap.Interviews is up to one person to kill off... Unless that one person is the REAL Infiltrator who started it. In which case I would have enough class to get off his vehicle, if so asked. He would of course have to PROVE to me that he is the ORIGINAL Infiltrator. Like by playing me some of those funky tapes over the phone. I have my doubts that he is around at this point. If he is, I have my doubts that he cares. If he does, he's welcome to come forward and I will be only too happy to start my own file format for this. It could be debated that this isn't Tap.Interviews at all, or rather that HIS Tap.Interviews is the one that doesn't "fit in" (being the ONLY real one). But I could handle it. Really! (I REALLY like this onscreen center stuff. If there are any WordPerfect reps out there reading this, I appreciate the free use of your program. Its worth the price of admission.)