xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x Weapons x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x Heretic x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x File #4 x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Heres the 4th fucking text from me.in this you will find shit out about weapons and how to make some of them.Some of them will be hard as fuck and some will be as hard as loosing your virginity.Enough shit lets get started. ******************************************************************** Basicly anything can be used as a weapon.even old mrs.johnson.how you ask?the posibilities are fucking endless.You can throw her into somethin or make the old bitch go psychotic by killing dear fluffy.below are ways to make a weapon outta tons of shit. ******************************************************************** *make ya own knife* Get a square peice of oak wood you can fit you hand around-make sure its a sqaure and not that rectagle type shit.take sand paper and rub it till its smooth so you dont get splinters.Find a meduim size peice of metal(perferable steel).Use a metal grinder to make it pointy but dont sharpen the mother fucker up yet.Get a hack saw and saw down the middle of the wood till you get around to the middle of it.Stick the peice of metal in and super glue it round the edges.Wait till it dries.Then tape the whole fuckin handle up wit tape(any dark color).now use the metal grinder or a knife sharpener and sharpen both ends up razor sharp on both sides.Steal hor make a case to cover up the blade so ya dont cut yourself while carrying.Now ya got yourself a sharp-ass knife if ya made it right.Sell some that you make to get cash for some otha shit. *Fighting Claws* Get a long round peice of wood and cut two peices that stick a lil out your hand.drill screws or hammer 3 nails in where they should stick out threw the spaces in your hand.If the wood splits tape it up.If it doesnt use sand paper and make finger grooves in itNow ya got fuckin fighting claws! *Knock out shit* This really isnt one you can make but go to a wal-mart type store and buy one of those hand bb guns that can shoot those small darts.crush up some sleepin pills and rub te tip of the dart in them.now go shoot someone with it.should knock him the fuck out. *Mini Blow Guns* You would be better off to go buy one but you can make one to fuck around wit.Get a straw(not the gay bendy kind),tape,and a few paper clips.Break the paper clips up and put tape on the back so it will not wobble in the straw.Sharpen the tips up,put in straw(the end you will blow on so it goes farther)and shoot.put the knockout shit on for real fun. *Flame THrower* Do you like fire?I love it!Easiest way to make one of these is to get a can of spray paint,hair spray,etc and a lighter.push button down and hold then light.fry your freinds!For a bigger one buy a refillable fire extinguisher.Empty the shit out by sprayin old people.Afta that done open it up(depends on what kind you have may screw off)and fill it up with lighter fluid.Not gas dumbass it will explode while you r using it.The fire extinguisher is a great weapon. *Nut-Buster* Get a shotgun shell and duck tape a big ass marble to the primer but be gentle.Throw it out the window of a 2 story or more house and if you did it right it will land on the marble and cause it to push down on the primer and explode! *Impact Gernade* Drill a hole into a tennis ball and fill it up with strike any where match heads but ONLY the heads.Mix in gun powder for extra shit.Cover the ball up wit black or camo tape to cover up the hold and to make it look cool. *Reg. Gernade* Get a film canisterand drill a small hole in for the fuse fill it up with gun powder and bb'sand stick the fuse halfway in and put the lid on and tape the mother fucker up or wit will not explode right.Do this with a tennis ball the same way. *Mini-Bomb* Get a big box of strike any where matches.Put a sheet of sandpaper in with the ruff part on the mathes.Now put some explosive shit like gas,or gun powder on top of the sand paper.tape the bitch up.Throw it at somethin or tie it to ol' mrs.johnson and whack it wit a stick.Oh how fun! *Some what of a time bomb that you cant set a time for* Get a ballon and fill it wit explosive liguid doesnt matter but tie the knot fuckin tight and do it twice.hang it from a cealing and put a lit candle under it and get the fuck out. *Coffee Can Bomb* Put a propane thingy for those camp lights in the middle of the can and put gunpowder all around it and stick a long ass fuse in.BIG explosion.Put by those big gas grill tanks for extra fun! *Cherry Bombs* Get a ping pong ball and fill it wit gunpowder,Stick a waterproof cannon fuse in it and tape it up TIGHT.Cover in nailpolish for extra bang.If you cant think of more than 10 things to do wit this then delete this fucking text now fucker! *Mortar Shells* Buy one of those all year round firework magazines and buy those mortar bullets(those big as fireworks you see at big shows).These things should look like real bullets.If you dont put them into the tube that comes with them the dont fly up therefore they stay on the ground and make a big explosion.Light one of these lil fuckers,throw as hard as you can at someone or somethin and run like fucking hell!This could kill someone or permanetly damage them and im sure they will get their hearing fucked up if it dont kill them. *Spiked Bat* Buy a wooden baseball bat or steal one.Go to a store like Ace Hardware.Buy those long ass nails or screws and drill them through the bat.If it cracks tape it upp like hell it sould last for a while. *Frozen Paintballs* This isnt a weapon at all but it hurts like hell!Buy anykind of paintball gun wit some paintballs.Freeze the paintballs then go shoot old miss johnson acroos the street.That'll teach her to call the cops on ya. *Flying M-80's* Buy some darts from a store like walmart.Wait...what the fuck am i saying???Dont buy em!Steal em!Then get some M-80's and tape them to the dart.1 for each fin so its evenly balanced.Light them throw at a cars tires,tire swings at those kidy parks,or people! ******************************************************************** Im tired of typing so this is the end of my text.I know i didnt make most of these up so dont give me credit for the ones i didnt.Anyways....look for more of my texts.Later. Heretic 2002