_--=PeEll=--_ on: Do ya hate your mother? I hate my mother (Dad is KewL). So I decided to make a phile on making her life a living hell (like she makes yours). * If she smokes, put a SMALL (we don't want he dead...YET!!!) amount of black (or match) powder in her ashtray. * Steal her car radio (break tha window so it looks like someone else did it) and give it away (and if you are really bad, sell it). * Melt her drivers' (or any other) license. Then she has to go get a new one. DRAW BACK!!! If you can drive she might make you drive her there and make you waste an afternoon you could be using to make my bombs!!! * Hang bass-baits (phake worms) above her bed. Not much, but she will scream forever. * Dishsoap in her gas tank WILL (notice tha WILL, very high chance) probally kill her. * Cut up a plastic bottle and putting it in her gas tank. It will disolve and will cloge tha valves!!! So then she has to have her engine rebuilt. * Empty out her shampoo bottle and fill it with bleach and ammonia in it. WARNING!!! This stuff will knock you OUT!!! Like get a mask and do this in a well ventulated area. Then seel tha bottle shut tight. Put it back in tha shower and pray she drowns. _--=PeEll=--_ (tm) This is version 1.1. So I will update it as I do things.