þáGâþ þárotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ presents "How to Run Away From Home" by ZORRO Disclaimer: If you feel like you actually want to do this, call 1800-999-9999, and if they dont screw you up enuf to do this, then youre not ready. This file contains information on how you can use items in different rooms in your house in emergency situations. This, for me, is needing to escape from guardians. Bathroom- Liquid soap can be squerted on and all around locks to make them slippery. This can give you a time advantage. Wash out either the liquid soap (which may take too much time) or a shampoo squeeze bottle, and put in alcholhol. This is great for spraying people with... get them in the mouth and eyes. I use winterfresh so that it gives them an extra tingle. If you can rest a small paper cup above the door, and drop it on them, it can be very affective. Next, quietly take down the shower curtain and get one of the hooks. Keep this as a nose clip for when you make the poison gas. Pull down or break the curtain rod off of the wall. You now have a fighting stick. Open up the medicine cabinet and take out an Antacid, and a cleaning acid, like the kind you put an ear-ring into. Fill the sink up with acid. Put the clip on your nose. Get the rod and smash through the window. You have little time now. If there are tampons in the room, take the, light them, and throw them. Just before you run out of the window, throw the ant acid into the sink. Leaving the Shower overflowing is also fun. If you have a bath tub, hack off the tubing, or turn it with your hands so it is spirting water all over. Push the tub in front of door in a diagonal direction, so it cant be opened easily. You should always have a towel with run-way gear in the room you plan to escape from. Throw it out the window first. Jump out the window an run! Bedroom- Use a paperclip to short your circut, (dont kill yourself) and when the lights go out, smash your window with your lamp. Only if they have painted it shut,if not open the window. If you need to do this secretly, then use a swiss army knife and pry it open. Close it after you so that you can get back in that night. I have a remote control light (not the one I use to smash through the window) and radio. I can make it appear that I am in the room. Kitchen- Knives, Knives, and more Knives Where to go: 7/11 for starters. You should be draining and saving as much cash as you can before hand. Get some coffee, a peanut bar... arrange too meet friends before hand. Dont give your guardians any clue before hand as to what you might do ( dont say "What if I runaway tommorow). Store some shit in your loocker at school, so you can retrieve it in your bookbag the day youre planning to run. Get a friend to sneak you in while you try to find a job at McDonalds (where your parents would never go). One tactic that works alot is to try to get a job at a hotel, to pay off staying there, or board with friends. If you are only running away temporarilly, then keep everything that you need with you, like food, money, and shit, and try to get a room in a cheap hotel. Fake id's DO work... And they only have to take your Id if you pay with cash or check, so use a parents credit card. (like steal your moms, if they get two, when they first come in the mail..they will never know that you took one). Live life large, pig out, order adult movies, and have a shitload of fun. When your parent (if they find you or you come back) try to talk about it... think of funny things and laugh uncontrollably through their lecture, and make your way back to your room, lock the door, turn up the radio, call a friend, and think of how your life really sucks. See-youz later: Greetz to HoE/Dark Avenger/Stalker/Dwenlar (u suk) Mogel/Gradius/Demented Benz+cosysop þáGâþ þZoRRoþ þL8Rþ