File 1/1 By: Xoo "Ways to Fuq Ma' Bell" 1. Look for a Payfone. Get a Baseball bat. Smash Payfone with baseball bat. Take Money that comes pouring out. Now another more shitty way to do this is to build one of those hard-as-hell boxes (the green box) call the person who has the green box and get your change after you sound a 2600 hz tone. You can generate this on a commodore with ease or even an Apple ][. I haven't perfected the tone on Qbasic or Quickbasic, it don't work. 2. Call Up 911 at some cheap-ass restaurant as soon as your are about to leave then get the FUQ out of there. The cops will come and maybe some ambulaences. Hide nearby if you want. This one is Fuqing funny! I have done this many times and it is impossible to get caught, since you are wearing gloves, did I forget to mension that............Ooops (I am not responsible for you're stupidity in attempting any of these, but i encourage you to try some) 3. Mess up you fone by screwing with the progs on the inside of your phone socket. Call up a lineman (611, the repair service) and when he comes take the phone he has (lineman's handset). And hide it while he's taking a piss. Get something to make him/her piss, such as water (accedintally?) left on, in the shower and the sink, or too much water or soda. Hide it in a good spot, and when he comes back and asks where his fone is, tell him that you don't know. He probably will search and not really assume that you took it. He'll get another one from his truck. After he's gone, run outside and look for a phonebox. You can find them near those poles. Rip of some wires and connect the alligator clips to them. Connect the green to the green wire, and the red to the red wire. Dial 958 to get the number you are using. Now its free fone call time. Call anything you want, BBS's (Xoo's domain of course), long distance numbers (Takashi Nagosaki in Tokyo?), or 900 Number's. Or whatever you want. Its YOUR fone now. 4. Another way of getting money out of payphones, which is a lot safer, and lessens the chance of getting caught. Go to a payphone, push up on the tray, the "square" with the keyhole in it, push it up hard, this should break the hinges, and allow you to take the tray out. (Thanks Ray) 5. Converting a Tone Dialer into a Red Box By: Faded Life of The Alliance A very simple modification to Radio Shack pocket tone dialer part #43- 141 ($24.95) can make it into a red box. The modification consists of changing the crystal frequency used to generate the microprocessor's timing. To make this modification you will need a Phillips screwdriver, a flat bladed screwdriver, a soldering iron, a pair of long nose pliers, a pair of wire cutters and a 6.5536 MHz (megahertz) crystal. Orient the dialer with the keypad down and the speaker at the top. Remove the battery compartment cover (and any batteries) to expose two screws. Remove these two screws and the two on the top of the dialer near the speaker. There are four plastic clips that are now holding the two halves of the dialer together. Push on the two bottom clips near th ebattery compartment and pull up to seperate the bottom part. Now slide a flat screwdriver into the seam on the left starting from the bottom and moving towards the top. (You may have to do this on th eright side as well.) When the two halves separate, slide the speaker half underneath the other half while being careful not to break th tewires connecting thte two. Locate the cylindrical metallic can (it's about half an inch long and an eighth of an inch in diameter) and pull it away from the circuit board to break the glue that holds it in place. Unsolder this can, which is a 3.579545 MHz crystal, from the circuit board. The hard part of this modification is getting the new crystal to fit properly. Bend the three disk capacitors over,[And out of the way the best you can, making room for the new crystal. You may need to remove the screw in the way as well.] Since the 6.5536 MHz crystal is probably much bigger than the crystal you are replacing, you will need to bend the leads on the new crystal so that they will match up will the pads on the circuit board. Place the new crystal on the circuit board by soldering it in place. As an added touch you might peel he QC sticker off of the PC board and place it on top of the crystal. Now carefully snap the two halves back together while checking to make sure that none of the wires are getting pinched or are in the way of the screw holes. Put the case screws back ion and insert three AAA batteries into the battery compartment. You dialer is now ready to test. Switch the unit on. The LED on th edial pad side should be lit. Set the lower slide switch to STORE mode. Press the MEMORY button on the dial pad. Press the * key five times. Press the MEMORY key again and then press the P1 key. A beep tone when any key is pressed and a long beep should sound after the P1 key has been pressed to indicate that the programming sequence was performed correctly. Switch the unit into DIAL mode. press the P1 key, and five tone pulses that sound remarkably like coin tones should come out of the speaker. I usually program P1 to be four quarters (insert one or two PAUSE's between each set of five tones), P2 to be two quarters, and P3 as one quarter. Of course, you can no longer use the unit to generate touch tones..... REFERENCE The crystal is available from Fry's Electronics in Freemont, CA for $0.89 plus the charge for UPS Red or Blue. Their number is 415-770-3763. I would suggest buying five, some for future use and some just in case you cut the leads too short when trying this project. For the more technically detailed shit on phreaking, read file #17 (-eof-) (C)nXo/loteknologies