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                                "Bullshit!"

This file is a misfit.

0. Wear a nice tuxedo to New York City. Rent a Limousine, and even get some
dude to drive it. Watch ass the poor asses come and wash your windows for
you, that's service. When they want some money, you can curse them off.
If they damage the car, or get their hobo-bobo friends to fuq up the car,
don't give a fuq, cause it ain't yours. What's the tux for? So all the hookers
come up to you, and you do the free "get some" hooker scam in file #1.

6. Want some mo' money? Then rob Fort Knox. Take about 25 friends with you.
Arm them with guns, it don't matter if they can't fire it or not, let them
get themselves killed. Who gives a fuq or not? Plan your move, then kill
everyone there. Get an airplane, and fill it up with the gold bullion. Fly
it to Cuba, and buy Mexico. Get all the mexicans and ship them to cuba to be
with their families. (not to offend Mexicans) Next, buy a nuke or two,
and blow up Cuba. Do this from Mexico. The UN will blame it on Mexico and
start WW3 with it. But there is no one in Mexico...The nuke will hit Mexico,
and The United States will want to help out and shit, and go there to see
how much damage they caused. Fuq, buy another nuke and blow up Washington DC
Buy the nukes from Russia, it'll cost you anywhere from $80,000 to
$500,000,000. But don't worry, you stole ALL the money from the Knox, right...
(Like i said before, this is a load of bullshit, don't be a dumb-fuck and
try this)

6. Go to Harlem, hold up a sign that says, This is WHITE Street.
They will pay you loads of money for doing this. (stupid ass-fucker)

4. Shove a fire cracker up a cow's ass. Or any other animal. Actually
I would recommend a M-80 or M-160 for this, cause it just KICKS ass,
to watch THEIR ass, blow to hell.

3. Buy a junior chemistry kit. Mix Sulfur and Zinc. Dump it all over your
house. Light it. Fuck......


3. Acrostic poem...SCHOOL -4- Life

Students are just dork-asses
Cock suckers
Hell is here
Ovals Kicks ASS
On the floor
Leave your shit at the table

-4-, as in the `4` you yell when you chop down a tree or some shit

Little tiny scrotum
Igloo eskimoans
Fucked up as shit
Edgar J. Hoover Vaccums

0. bueno, ahora pone sus pantalones en mi mesa,
y, las chicas, quita la ropa, y FUCK ME HARD!
(Fuck you Senora. Kupcha, you fucking suck shit!)

0. Welcome to the Piss Party, leave your protection at the door,
we don't want nothing to hold you back...

0. Only Queers know how long their dicks are

0. To test if you are gay, fuck a girl, if you don't like it, shoot yourself,
you are gay.

0. Go to K-mart, go to the section with all the little juice cartons and shit,
you know their ALLi-Gatorade,  and  Their Kool-io Aid, you know those
imitation juice shit. Take them, and throw them on the ground. Step on them,
and watch all the shit spill all over the place. I really wouldn't recommend
doing this in THAT section, cause its routine for them to clean that area.
Take the boxes in your shopping cart, and take them to the sporting goods
section, or better yet the electronic section. This is where Kmart gets most
of its revenue and shit from. Get the ground all nasty and shit, a better
alternative then juice would be chocolate milk, if you can find it.

0. Buy an apartment with a window, with a lot of pedistrians walking under it.
Make sure it is at least on the 20th story. Open your window, and JIZZ all
ova' the world, "Free As A Bird," The Beatles.

0. If you are running outta ideas like I am, write a file like this, and
dump all your shitty ideas here, I am fuqing bored, time to re-read File #1.


001. Uhhh, to make a kick-ass fireball, get some hairspray and spray it on
a disk, open up the hairspray, and dump all of it in. Light it from the top.
Spray the hairspray from the top. If you do it right, you'll see a cool fire
ball, if you fuq up, your hands will get on fire                           

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