- How to make someones life miserable - This file was made for the purpose of geting someone of hate back. You should only use this for someone who does not like you or thinks thier big and tough. Now to start, get about three to four friends (that is not including you). When you get to your enemys house, you have to people sneak into the back yard. One person locates the hose and starts to puncture as many house in it as possible, dont do them all within one foot of the hose. Do them all over so that he will have to completely replace his hose. Then the other person in the back yard goes to any bushes that your enemy might have. Very quietly, he will start shreding them and scatering the debre all over the yard. This might not seem like it will do much, but trust me, it will contribute to the mess in the back yard. Then after the other friend is done with the hose he will then move on to the grass. He will start to dig up the grass anywhere he pleases makeing many holes all over the yard. While he is doing that, if the other friend is done with the bushes, he will then move to the house. He will have eggs and paint in hand. He will first smear the eggs on his house. Do not by any means throw them because then you will alert your victim inside the house with the noise of the eggs splatering. Then you will paint bloches all over his house. Just drip the paint. Then while your friend is happily, but catiously splattering paint and eggs, the other person will set the explosives that you brought along. You did not bring anything along the lines of C-4 because than thier is no point in painting his house or splattering eggs on it if you are going to blow it to kingdom come. I am suggesting something along the lines of a Co2 bomb straped to his windows and doors. YOu must have about a 30 second fuse on them so that you can get away. While all of this is going on in the back yard you have your remaining associates and you in the front. In the front you have but two objectives. To screw up his car and finish the front side of the house. First you must get his house. You can do the same stuff you did in the back yard except for the bushes. Then after you have done that, you line your explosives on the windows and doors. When you line your explosives all over tape some stink bombs to them so that not only will their windows be blown out thier house will stink for the rest of the night as well. HeHe.... Now on to his car. What you do to his car is really up to you. You do this last if it is parked out in the street so it will be easy to get away. I suggest to do everything in your knowlegde to his car for this reason: After he comes outside and sees what happened to his house, he will then look at his car to top it all of. He will go breserk! Their is just one more thing you must do before you leave. Place one of the acetone bombs I was talking about in the previous file on his remaining grass. So then after all of that is done, Run to the back yard, light the fuses, light the ones in the front yard and go! That is only the begining. When and if he still goes to work, You can further screw up his car there, or just refer to some of the other files in this cookbook for some ideas...hehehe - = * > V O R T E X < * = -