Cable Theft -- The Neighborly Way By: Spanky Thanks To: Rad Man Dr. Ripco Written on 4-30-88 You will need: -------------- Underground Cable Source Neighbor 2 Way Signal Spliter 1 Foot Of 75ohm Coax Cable A Cable Ready T.V. Basic Cable Subscription For A Month 1. Order cable for 1 month...This way they will bury the cable in your yard, saving you a lot of work... 2. After your one month cable subscription is up and they have come and taken your box, go out to your cable box and hook the end of the wire that goes to your house to one of the outputs on the signal splitter... 3. Disconnect the wire going to your neighbors house from the cable source and connect to the other output on the signal splitter... 4. Now hook the 1 foot section of wire between the input on your splitter and where your neighbors wire was connected to the cable source... 5. Now go in the house and hook the end of the wire that was hooked to your inside cable box to the coax fitting on the back of your T.V.. 6. Turn your T.V. on,you should now have whatever cable your neighbors have... Precautions: ----------- If your cable goes out that means that your neighbors cable is also out.. So you better go out and make the box look normal again, before the cable repair man comes or you will be up shit's creek... When disconnecting your neighbors cable from the box you should make sure that they are not watching T.V..A good way to make sure is to go borrow a cup of milk...Or better yet do it at 3 in the morning... Disclaimer ---------- I have written this file for educational purposes only..I take no responsibility for ways that people use this file other than the way that i have meant it for...Which is informational purposes only.... This has been a Phucked Phreak production.. Copyright 1988