:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::: :::: :::: T H E O F F I C I A L :::: :::: :::: :::: G U I D E T O ::: :::: :::: :::: R E A L G - P H I L E :::: :::: :::: :::: A U T H O R S :::: :::: V1.0 ::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :: :: by :: :: :: :: --] Man-Tooth [-- :: :: :: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Through my vast experience of reading and collecting G-philes, I have learned of manytopics depicted within files. Just as well, I have been misguided by "fraudulent philes". he authors of these files can be classified by at least one of the following catagories... a: Needed to write a phile to attempt to please his favorie SysOp. b: Didn't have much if any actual experience with his topic. c: Needed to build a collection for trading. d: I just a plain geeky asshole. Since we're not all geeky assholes who write fony philes, this would just classify th minority. The following compilation focuses mainly on philes written by non-geeky assholes (i. just geeks or assholes) in contrast to the elite group of unpronounced "REAL G-PHILE AUTORS" (until now). Let us now venture into the heart of this file...shall we? A Real G-Phile Author.... - Uses 80 columns with lower case - Includes a title - Takes credit for his files by signing his name - Doesn't advertise a BBS unless it's his own - Doesn't waste disk space on a file written on a messag quality discovery - Doesn't plagarize from his friends' favorite books or ocal messages (without due credit) - Has a personality - Doesn't mind abusing the hell out of geeks - Uses abusive language when it's fucking appropriate! - Doesn't overuse abusive language to live up to this 'sell' file - Doesn't make spelling mistakes! - Researches the topic of interest - Explains the topic in depth (ie. makes his point well nderstood by the reader) - Idolizes the author of this model file - Makes full use of The World of ASCII Art `' |' /-\ <-- Bomb ! ! _\_/_ __ =o"!`/ !-\_____ || = | ___!_ | | =__/\______|=-----|_| <-- Geek '' ` - Doesn't abuse The World of ASCII Art - Doesn't use ascii art if he obviously has an infinite ack of talent - Keeps his phile exclusive to a few select BBS's to incease its bartering power - Has already written numerous files - Makes use of CHR$(13) to increase the file's aestheticqualities - Doesn't use CHR$(13) to make the file longer - Doesn't advertise the hosting BBS in a file in hopes o increasing the file's lifespan - Personally tests his ideas - Writes philes even if he has been forgotten by most th BBS world - Always gives credit where credit is due ...But since I already have enough enemies, I won't name the those "writers" who inspred the making of this file. --] Man-Tooth [-- X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X