This is the same loser hacker wanna be again....the one Joe talked to..Joe told me he added comments in his file, and I decided to do the same, expressing my views on this geek dweeb and some of the other people that call Argus..... - Genetic Mutation ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You're in the Animal House. Scarface, Briano, Elayne, Lynda, Striker, and Erodion are here with you. Just enter "?" if you need any assistance... :*** Hackerboy has just arrived from another channel. (Right here I immediately start by 'argus kicking' him, which still amazes me how people can get upset over it, as if it hurts) :kick hackerb *** Hateful is kicking Hackerboy all to heck and back! *** Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. (the kick lands) ...So violent! :*** Briano appears to be having gastrointestinal difficulties. :*** (Proof he is a loser, he shows enthusiasm when he comes into the channel as if he is happy to be online and happy to see everyone) From Hackerboy: Hi!!!!!!!! :*** Aerosmith just joined this channel! (here I express my real thoughts at the time) :cough wannabe *** From Erodion: God instucted the blood law so his ppl would not getsick :-- Action message sent -- :*** (This guy, Briano, wants to see Argus girls in playboy? I wonder what his GF looks like) From Briano: section in playboy: ARGUS WOMAN :*** (he is getting upset now and retaliates) Hackerboy is kicking you all to heck and back! *** From Aerosmith: greetings everyone :*** Aerosmith is smiling agreeably. :*** Briano is chuckling under his breath. *** From Elayne: hello aerosmith *** From Erodion: gosh i didn't get to finish *** From Aerosmith: Hi! :*** Pop has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** (can turn on his computer and call argus, but can't tell time) From Briano: is it 2:50 yet? *** Erodion is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. (more expression of my thoughts at the time) :brian, buy a phucking clock *** Staci has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Elayne: no not yet -- Message sent -- *** SCAR LEAVES SAYING BYE TO ALL..... :*** (uh oh....'frigin screw' and 'sh!t' I think he's real mad now...hahaha) From Hackerboy (whispered): you frigin screw, are you freinds with that sh!t head theyouth? (smooching them always pisses them off) :smooch hackerb *** (Briano is real talented...he can sort out 'hot argus chicks' from the 'nasty argus chicks' ONLINE! wow....is there a such thing as 'hot argus chick' ??) From Briano: sure...you can sort out the hot ones from the nasty ones...even online *** From Lynda: If you don't know now, then you'll find out when u die.... (the smooch reaches Hackerboy) :...A great big one on the kisser! :*** Aerosmith is looking around the channel. :*** (He secretly enjoyed it, but covers up the fact by 'cringing') Hackerboy is cringing away from you in disgust. :*** Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. :*** Erodion has just gone into a private chat! *** Striker has just gone into a private chat! :*** Woodchuck has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** (he's still wondering if I am friends with Joe, and if he is a cop) From Hackerboy (whispered): well? :*** (Oh no...a warez d00d) From Briano: anyone here ever play police quest? (just getting started) :/hacker why? *** From Hackerboy: nope *** Locutus has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** Quagga has just logged on at 2400 baud. -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- :*** Pnutt just joined this channel! :*** (She's a goddamn liar) From Elayne: NO NEVER PLAYED POLICE QUEST *** From Aerosmith: quite a group for early afternoon *** Briano is grinning at Elayne rather slyly. *** From Pnutt: r :*** Woodchuck: Does this work? :*** ( A REAL Desperate warez d00d at that) From Briano: your sure? *** (intelligent handle) User has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** From Briano: brb :*** (here I was awed by the great exit message Briano conceived) {*AI]{42SLIAjhds BRiaNO [}$#asdjJKkF[{*] :*** Pnutt just left the teleconference! :*** Philip has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** User just joined this channel! :*** (He has a GF but hangs out on Argus....yup..sure) From Aerosmith: <-- can't wait to talk to my GF :*** Zsolt has just logged on at 1200 baud. *** (She's still a goddamn liar) From Elayne: positive. never played it before. :*** (this is where I started really laughing...he's gonna kill Joe! Better watch out!) From Hackerboy (whispered): cuz the fag tried ta play a joke on me, saying he was a net cop, who wanted to bust me, and either the sysop is gunna kick him off or I will find him in person and kill him :*** (This is where I start lying my ass off and having some fun) /hackerb He is a net cop, he tried to arrest me but I eluded him..... *** (Yes, another intelligent statement) From Woodchuck: MASTER THE LANGUAGE! TALK TO HER EITHER, NOT TOO *** (This guy is a cocksucker....literally....) Xanadu has just logged on at 1200 baud. *** (comes into the channel, doesn't say a word, and leaves....this is a case of him being a chronic 'perverted whisperer' or he was jerking off and couldn't type) User just left the teleconference! *** (more intelligence) From Woodchuck: IDIOT *** Woodchuck: Guess so *** Hasi has just logged on at 2400 baud. :-- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- *** (WOW! he does have a little bit of grey matter!) From Hackerboy: hateful truly deserves his name *** You have just been kicked out of Briano's private channel! :*** (This guy is talking about making plans with his GF, which is just a self re-assurance thing for himself because he really doesn't have a GF, he's just wishing) From Aerosmith: ohh well phone call time to see what's on our plans for tonight :*** (this dweeb still can't tell time) From Briano: is it 2:50 yet? :*** Pegasorus has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** (more lies.....he's shitting his pants right now) :/hacker he has the power to get search warrants if there is just cause.... better be careful.......he came to my house once but I was able to wipe the drive *** Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. *** From Elayne: 2:48 *** From Briano: thanks *** Quagga has just arrived from another channel. *** Quagga is dancing around in glee! *** From Elayne: sure no prob. *** (A grown woman doing backflips and moshing? I have seen her, this has to be the ugliest fucking female I have ever seen) From Quagga: .mosh *** From Quagga: .backflip *** Q not *** Q *** From Aerosmith: it is TRUE good things come to those who wait..I will testify to that *** Aerosmith is waving to everyone! *** (This guy considers wondering if his pants will be dry in time for work to be suspenseful? I thought I had heard everything....) From Briano: this is sort of strange...i have to be at work by 3, yet my pants are in the dryer...its sort of suspenseful...!! -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- :*** (Ok, he's not convinced...'cause Joe admitted being a hacker - I had to think quick) From Hackerboy (whispered): cool, if hes a net cop then how come after 'arresting' me he admited to being a hacker, and he said I couldnt hack my way out of a wet papaer bag, he's not net cop! (and come up with this one...) :/hacker sure he is.......he's not stupid ya know....he was trying to entrap you! *** Marhaba has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Briano: good things come to those who wait! right...lazy peoples excuse... *** Zak has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Elayne: Could be very close. *** Aerosmith just left the teleconference! *** Briano is nodding to Elayne in agreement. *** Bearhawk has just logged on at 2400 baud. -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- :*** Tornado has just logged on at 1200 baud. (I like this one.....I think he started to believe me a little bit here) :/hacker that's the oldest trick in the book: "I'm a hacker" "Cool, I am too!" "Good, you're now under arrest" *** Hoops has just logged on at 1200 baud. *** From Lynda: My friends ears must've been ringing, she just called me *** (Briano can't tell time and Elayne has no life and nothing better to do so she keeps track of the time for him) From Elayne: briano its 2:50 NOW! -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- :*** Briano gasping at Elayne in sheer amazement! :*** heres HOOPS :*** (like we really give a fuck Brian) From Briano: well, pants aren't dry...guess i'll have to be late :*** (He cries because he is going to be late for work...just when I thought things couldn't be sadder....I started to get sick at this point) Briano is crying his heart out. *** Ladyhawke has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** (The level of intelligence still awes me) From Quagga: wet pants are not cool at work =) *** (He probably does and doesn't know how to use it just like he can't tell time) From Lynda: do u have a dryer? :*** Briano is nodding to Quagga in agreement. :*** From Briano: well...they are *cool* :*** From Briano: oh no...horrible joke...pun maybe *** (Well...they are *cool* was found funny by Elayne...no life...definitely) Elayne is laughing at Briano! *** Ladyhawke has just arrived from another channel. *** From Ladyhawke: hiya's :*** Bacobit has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** From Hoops: kim!!!!!!! *** From Lynda: HI Lady *** Pnutt has just arrived from another channel. *** From Ladyhawke: hey meghan *** Ladyhawke hugs you close! *** (he 'knings' hackers....but now, the subject is starting to get nervous) From Hackerboy (whispered): YEAH THEN HOW COME HE TREID TO ARREST oops caplock, he tried to arrest me for kning hackers, that aint a crime! I even said i had never hacked, before he said he was a cop, but he tried to arrest me for knowing hackers, :*** From Ladyhawke: hey lynda :*** (I start using scare tactics and some of the lingo I picked up watching COPS) :/hacker it's called: Conspiracy.......he has the right to question and interrogate anyone who he feels could be a hacker or knows hackers.... don't believe me dude, when he shows up at your house, don't say I didn't warn you *** From Briano: well...i guess i should call...see ya later... *** {*AI]{42SLIAjhds BRiaNO [}$#asdjJKkF[{*] *** Bacobit. Don't you want her in YOUR salad? *** Conj just joined this channel! *** Ladyhawke is looking Conj over. *** From Ladyhawke: hiya :) *** Conj is humbly bowing to everyone. *** (More threats Joe....are you sure you're gonna be ok? haha...) From Hackerboy (whispered): any way. he tried to arrest me friend to before, and we know him or atr least my friend does, so, when we find him we will kill him *** Excalibur has just logged on at 1200 baud. *** (Spacebar must be broken) From Pnutt: hey brianoelaynelyndaquaggaladyhawkehatefulhackerboyhoops *** From Conj : conjunction junction whats your function? *** From Ladyhawke: hey pnutt -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- *** From Elayne: hey pnutt :) *** Egad has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Quagga: curtsypnutt *** From Hackerboy: hi pnutt (more outrageous lies...hahaha...) :/hackerb for some reason I don't think you and your friend will be able to kill this dude....I've met him, he's arrested me before, and believe me, I went without a struggle....he's huge and knows Aikido *** From Hoops: hi pnutt *** From Conj: whatta bout me? *** Bongwater has just arrived from another channel. *** From Pnutt: -')Y1%;]% *** From Bongwater: hey all *** Pnutt just vanished from the teleconference! *** From Ladyhawke: hey Bong :) *** From Elayne: hello bongwater *** From Conj: quagga they shut off my long distance service! *** From Bongwater: hey ladyhawke :) *** From Bongwater: greetings elayne *** Quagga is comforting Conj, and offering her sympathy. -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- *** Wxman has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** Ladyhawke hugs Bongwater close! :*** Zsolt has just logged on at 1200 baud. :*** From Conj: I bitched them out for not sending me a bill. here I am :*** Pnutt has just logged on at 2400 baud. :*** (Now he's really nervous.....haha) From Hackerboy (whispered): fine, but the guy tried to arrest me for things i didnt do. look he aint a cop, and if he is it doesnt matter, cuz i didnt do sh!t, i my self have ver hacked, but he arrestedd me for know some one who did ok? :*** From Conj: umass/amherst :*** From Conj : connecting up words, and phrases, and clauses (even more lies...haha...sad thing is he believes it) :/hacker well, your handle gives him just cause to question you.... and he has every right....new bill passed by Congress on white collar crime *** Quagga is dancing with Conj, with a look of utter rapture on her face! *** Lynda has just gone to another channel. *** Conj is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth. *** From Bongwater: i have friends who go there...freshman?? *** Conj is nodding her head affirmatively. *** Macaw has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** Pnutt has just arrived from another channel. *** Bacobit is yawning openly here. -- Message sent only to Hackerboy -- *** (he's going to clean out his underwear now....) From Hackerboy (whispered): fine thats nice i ahfta go anyway, but i didnt do sh!t and you canbt arrest a person, unless you do so,mthing ok? bye. *** Chappy has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Pnutt: Hello People *** Bacobit has momentarily left the channel. *** Chappy has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Pnutt: Hello People *** Bacobit has momentarily left the channel. :*** From Conj: I can't stay too long. still didn't recieve phone bill, but is in 100-120 range :*** Bacobit. Don't you want her in YOUR salad? (too bad he left before he got this....) :/hacker he can cuff you and question you....he has what's called a APW ...All purpose warrant....means he can take anybody in that he wants to. *** From Hackerboy: BYE! *** Bacobit is yawning openly here. *** From Conj: bongwater-nope *** From Hackerboy: +++2f0V *** Quagga is comforting Conj, and offering her sympathy. *** Hackerboy just vanished from the teleconference! *** From Ladyhawke: .curl up in corner *** Ladyhawke is snoozing peacefully in the corner...zzzzzzz *** From Bongwater: oh well *** Egad has just logged on at 2400 baud. *** From Bacobit: whos seeing the cure? :*** From Quagga: its the $300 fonebills which get your attention! :Sorry, "hacker" is not the User-ID of anyone present. :*** From Ladyhawke: well guys.. i'm gone.. ciao :*** Well, that's it.....I should dress up in my suit and get a fake FBI badge and go to his house....and a fake search warrant...hahaha... Expect more of this guy from me, and maybe Joe....