HIT RETURN TO ENTER THE GREEK INN AS YOU ARE WALKING DOWN A COLD AND LONELY STREET, YOU SEE A BRIGHT NEON SIGN IN THE DISTANCE. YOU VENTURE CLOSE TO SEE THE WORDS: *=================* * = = * * = THE GREEK INN = * * = """ """"" """ = * *=================* AS YOU ENTER, A MAN IN SHABBY DRESS CLAIMING TO BE THE HOST INSTRUCTS YOU TO READ THE SIGN. SIGN: THIS RESTAURANT (IE. BBS) IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AND WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY INFORMATION POSTED ON ANY WALL. ANYTHING IN HERE IS FOR INFORMTAIONAL PURPOSES AND IS STRICLY THE OPINION OF THE USER. THE HOSTS WILL NOT CONDEMN NOR TAKE PART IN ANY "SUB-LEGAL" ACTIVITIES. "TANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLEASE YOU ENTER YOUR TABLE RESERVATION CODE NOW, OR >NEW< IF YOU HAVENT VISITED HERE BEFORE." >>--->D673OX THOROUGHLY CHECKING YOUR CODE... PLEASE TO COMPLETE REST OF PHONE: --> 914-278-9414 WELCOME BACK SLIPPED DISK HERE ARE THE DAILY (WEEKLY) SPECIALS FOR TODAY: DEC 14 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE PUTTING THE UPLOAD SECTION IN WAS A MISTAKE. THE LAST TWO TIMES I HAVE HAD THE DISK IN NOBODY DONATED. OK, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH MOST OF YOU? I HAVE HAD MAYBE 5 PEOPLE DONATE A COUPLE OF THINGS IN THE PAST MONTH. ALL YOU ALL CAN DO IS ASK ME FOR A HIGHER SECURITY LEVEL AND TELL ME THAT THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL OR I WILL DONATE NEXT TIME. I RUN THIS SYSTEM AS A HOBBY. I DO NOT DEMAND MONEY FOR ACCESS. TELL ME, ON HOW MANY BOARDS CAN YOU READ THE 'BASICS OF TELECOMMUNICATION' ON YOUR SECOND CALL? ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU COOPERATE A LITTLE BIT. I PUT A UPLOAD SECTION IN NOT SO I CAN GET NEW GAMES OR SOMETHING, BUT SO I CAN GET NEW FILES TO PUT UP ON THE SYSTEM. I ASK FOR DONATIONS SO SOMEDAY I CAN MAYBE BY A APPLE CAT WITH 212 AND MAKE THE BOARD INTO A 300/1200 BAUD BOARD. BUT I GET NO COOPERATION IN EITHER RESPECT. SURE, I CAN GO PRIVATE OR CHANGE THE BOARD INTO A PAY BBS, BUT I AM NOT. I HAVE GOTTEN $48 DOLLARS IN 17 MONTHS. THAT IS 9 CENTS A DAY. THAT WOULD NOT PAY FOR THE POWER NEEDED FOR MY DAMN RAM CARD!!! ONE MORE THING, THE WORST THING I HATE MORE THEN ANYTHING IS TELLING ME THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL TO GET ACCESS. DON T TRY THAT, IT JUST MAKES ME PISSED! EL SYSOP *************************************** PREPARE YOURSELF FOR CUSTOMER BULLETIN BULLETIN LEFT BY: FORD PREFECT BULLETIN LEFT ON: DEC 13 HIGH AGAIN, I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRADULATIONS TO MR CON MAN AND RADICAL RICK BARNEY FOR UPHOLDING THE PARTY TRADITION. I PERSONALY TOLD MA MA ING THAT SHE WAS CRAZY BUT SUCH IS LIFE SHE LIKES YOU GUYS. ON TO BUSINESS I AM LOOKING FOR A WORKING COPY OF SPACE VIKINGS IT IS ABOUT A YEAR OLD AND IT WAS PUT OUT BY SUBLOGIC IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON THE GAME OR HAVE IT LEAVE ME MAIL HERE OR ON MEGADODO PUBLICATIONS FORD PS. CALL THE HOME OF THE GUIDE AT 677-5955