--------------------------------------------: : Having Fun In School : By CandyMan : : --------------------------------------------: DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS OFFERED TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC FOR INFORMATIONAL, EDUCATIONAL AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DOING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CAN GET YOU INTO TROUBLE WITH SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION. SOME OF THE FOLLOWING MAY ALSO BE ILLEGAL. MYSTERY CHALK ============= Teacher writes bullshit notes on the black board and all of a sudden you hear a fiz and see black smoke comming off the tip of the chalk. Bore a little hole in the middle of the chalk. cut off the match head of a strike anywhere kitchen match. Place a little glue on the bottom of the match head to hold it inside the hole. Now press some chalk dust inside of the whole to cover up the match head. STUDENT SERIAL KILLER? ====================== The next morning people are walking down the hall notice blood dripping out of a student's locker! The hall is packed around the student's locker and everyone is talking about it, teachers and the principal will soon appear on the scene. Find out the lock combination of the kid you hate by looking over his shoulder as he opens his lock. Get some animal blood (kill an alley cat or rabitt or something) and place the blood in a ziplock bag freeze bag overnight. Bring to school and take frozen blood block out of bag. Put the shit in his locker and soon it will thaw, blood will saturate his books and leak out of his locker. BOOKS, BOOKS, AND MORE BOOKS! ============================= Hundreds of books begin loading in on all different subjects from different companies. The bookstore gets jam packed with books and have a bill for thousands of dollars! Get a piece of paper with your schools letterhead on it. You can get this by roaming through the trash or get a letter that the school has sent you in the past. Go to your local printer or copy shop and have them run off a hundred or so copies. This should cost you about couple of dollars. If the place asks alot of questions or gives you a hard time, take your business to another willing print shop. Ok, now you have the letterhead ready. Get your typewritter and write to several companies( best, if you order from a book publishing company that your school does not do business with yet) and tell them you wish to order X quantity of X title. Tell them you wish to be billed for the order. Then go Sincerely, skip a couple of lines then type your principals name and forge his name. Now mail it out and within a couple of weeks the books should be arriving by the truck load!!! TEACHER DRUG DEALER BUSTED!!! ============================= Your most hated teacher is on the evening news, radio, and newspapers. The cops, reporters, and Drug Enforcement Agency has arrived at your school. Your teacher is rushed to jail for HOURS and HOURS of questioning and tons of hassles and his/her's name will be tarnished forever. Get some bags filled with marijuana. Get some rolling paper. Get a couple of $5 and $20 bills. Get a small box. Roll a couple of joints with the marijuana. Leave the remainder in the bags. (Optional if you know which car your teacher drives and you have a slim-jim, open the car with the slim-jim and put some more marijuana bags in the teacher's car under the drivers seat and in the glove compartment.) Now first call the reporters at local TV news, radio, and newspapers. Then call the local police and Drug Enforcement Agency. You can find all of the above listings in the White/Blue/Yellow pages. Make sure you call from a pay phone. Tell them that you suspect that your teacher Mrs. Doe is dealing drugs out of her room and car to students at XYZ High School. Make sure you call all the media people before you call the law enforcement so that the media can arive in time for the law enforcement to be seen and questioned. Use gloves for any of the materials you touched, to avoid finger prints, and don't tell any one about your plans so you don't get busted from big mouths! Place the joints, money, bags in the box inside of the room, possibly in the teacher's closet where it will not be discovered by her when she casually goes to grab something she needs from the closet. Make sure no one sees you, be slick, do it after school when no one is there to see you.