KILL THE POLITICIANS: by FDT 10/2/02 ==================== Choose a life, \ / Choose a job, \_·_\____________/_·_/ Choose a career, | | Choose washing machines, | ¬ ¬ | cars, compact disc players | |o) |o) | and electrical tin openers... ( ¿ ) \ / \ \______/ / |______________| |FDT| \ = / / \ | · | | · | | · | |·| | First of all sorry the mistakes. Let me introduce myself, I am Fulano de Tal, and I love textfilez, mostly the revenge, and anarchy ones. I spend most of my free time coding and listenin music. I am not in any group, and I love virii. And thats all I have to say about that. Disclaimer: All material written in this txt is for fun purpose only. Anything you do with it is up to you. If you wanna do anything stupid with it, it becames your fuckin problem. If you get caught I will not help you. BUT if you complete your mission you will be a NATIONAL HERO. HI this txt file is written only for really desesperated and fucked up people, if you dont think you are one of those persons stop reading. So lets start: This project consists in dont givin a shit about anything and givin some help to your country. ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF?, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABUT IT? DO YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AFTER YOUR DEATH AS A GOOD PATRIOT OR EVEN MAYBE TO BE CONONIZED? If the answer to any of these questions is YES, then keep reading. Last day I heard in the news that a man had commited suicide in front of the cams because the goberment didnt care a shit about him. ASSHOLE!!!!! That was so fucking stupid. The politicians had never given a shit about you, and they never will, even if you kidnap their 9 yrs old child. THEY ARE POLITICIANS AND THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEM FUCKIN SELVES!!!!! So what DA FUCK shall I do!!!???: Easy kill them. Yes. I've always thought that if you have a problem you dont have to accustom to the problem, but make the problem to disappear and never come back. SOME TIPS: GUNS LONG DISTANCE: needed to be a good shooter, and a good weapon with telescopic view You gotta find a good place for this. And it must be done in the outdoors or if the muthafucka is in a departament and you can watch him. If it is in the outdoors(he is kissing some damn babies or its a patriotic day and hes got to say a speech), you can do it from a dark windows car, or a departament. Just be sure to point to his horrible head, and to kill as many important people as you can(president, wife, council, vice-president,wife, ministers, anybody you disgust). SHORT DISTANCE: needed a gun, and to be prepared for anything Just find out some way to get close to the president, like for example, have a baby doll and ask the bastard for kissing it, like if it really were a baby. Then shoot him in some point you know he ll die. Then run, kill some more people if you need to escape. SICARIUS(not recomended but...) Do you know what a sicarius is? A sicarius is a professional killer who you pay for killing. Where can I find one? The work on finding one is difficult, and takes time and you can even die in the shot. Staring in discos: in the discos you can always find assholes sellin coke or some drug. What you gotta do is making you friend of this kind of guys, and asking him about it. You shall always ask to this 4th clase drug dillers, cause they era not too dangerous, and they cant tell the police.But dont mix with people you know is more powerful cause you ll end with a bullet in your skull. Also ask to prostitutes about anything related or other people who is doing something illegal and cant screw you up. If they refuse to talk pay something to them. If you find your man, make sure hes not very important, find out everything you can about him. You gotta know all his relations and all his friends and relatives. WHY? Some sicarius are really connected to the MAFIA, and the MAFIA is connected to the politics. Actually there are lots of gangsta politicians. So you MUST know very well the sicarius before you talk to him. If you dont trust him just find another. XPLOSIVES YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! This is the best one. Do you know how to make home-made explosives? If you dont ,then you can find some files in http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy. Or if somehow you own a granade, that could work pretty damn good too. WHAT TO DO? If you live in USA, just drop it... But if you are from some latin american country, this would be easier because of the lack of security. Yuo shall wait until you know there will be a parliament meeting, whare the president will be. You break in the room running as fast as you can (be sure you are running in the presidents or whoevers you wanna kill direction). When you reached your objective you detonate yourself. BOOOOOOOOM!!! No more tirany(until the next election). TERRORIST This is the hardest one; YOU SHALL BE A BIN LADEN'S FRIEND. Yes, really. Ask him to do it. There are other thousands of ways of killing a politician, such as: poison, pay a whore to do it for you (politicians love whores), kill him while he sleeps, etc... This is all for now, and remember you are doing something for the common good, who knows?maybe in the future there will be schools with your name, and squares with your statue. Good night!, and by the way I am making a web page for all my text files. FDT. 10/2/02