*Modem Love* (to the tune of David Bowie's "Modern Love") By Danny Zablishinsky I catch myself sometimes But things don't really change I'm lurking in the dark But I never enter /BYE But I try I try It's not like real life It's just the power to /TALK I'm broke just from CB But I never enter /BYE But I try I try Never gonna fall for Modem love bytes beside me Modem love hypnotizes Modem love gets me to CB on time CB time terrifies me CB time makes me party CB time puts my trust in credit cards Credit cards re-posess me Credit cards disconnect me Credit cards don't believe in modem love Never gonna fall for Modem love... [Thank you for downloading this file and helping to ruin your credit ratings.] --Danny Z. (M, 18) Press to continue: