THE RABBI AND THE PRIEST: > A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both > cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is > hurt. > > After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar > and says, "So you're a priest. Well, I'm a rabbi. Just look at our > cars. There's nothing left of them, but we are unharmed. This must be > a sign from God. God must have wanted for us to meet and be friends > and live together in peace the rest of our days." > > The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign > from God." > > The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My > car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't > break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good > fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, > takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The > rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back > to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?" > > The rabbi replies, "No... I think I'll wait for the police."