THE RABBI AND THE PRIEST:

> A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.  Both
> cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is
> hurt.
> 
> After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar
> and says, "So you're a priest.  Well, I'm a rabbi.  Just look at our
> cars.  There's nothing left of them, but we are unharmed.  This must be
> a sign from God.  God must have wanted for us to meet and be friends
> and live together in peace the rest of our days."
> 
> The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.  This must be a sign
> from God."
> 
> The rabbi continues, "And look at this.  Here's another miracle.  My
> car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't
> break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
> fortune."  Then he hands the bottle to the priest.  The priest agrees,
> takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.  The
> rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back
> to the priest.  The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> 
> The rabbi replies, "No... I think I'll wait for the police."