A man at an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day feels nature's call and makes
his way to the restroom. Upon entering, he notices a rather short
man, who looked suspiciously like a leprechaun. The man said, "Are you...=
"
The leprechaun said, "A leprechaun, indeed, I am me boy!"
To which the man replied, " Isn't there a legend where you have to tell m=
e
where your pot of gold is, seeing that I have spotted you?"
" Why, yes ", began the leprechaun, " But ye must allow me to screw ye in=


the butt hole, before I gives ye the location of me gold! What
do ye say, me boy?"
The man thought long and hard about it and finally said, " OK, but let's
lock the restroom door, so that no one comes in on us!"
" Whatever ye say, me-boy!", said the leprechaun.
So the leprechaun begins doing his business and asks the man, "So, how ol=
d
are ye, me boy?"
"Thirty five," groaned the man.
" Hmmm, thirty five and still believing in leprechauns, eh?!"