A man at an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day feels nature's call and makes his way to the restroom. Upon entering, he notices a rather short man, who looked suspiciously like a leprechaun. The man said, "Are you...= " The leprechaun said, "A leprechaun, indeed, I am me boy!" To which the man replied, " Isn't there a legend where you have to tell m= e where your pot of gold is, seeing that I have spotted you?" " Why, yes ", began the leprechaun, " But ye must allow me to screw ye in= the butt hole, before I gives ye the location of me gold! What do ye say, me boy?" The man thought long and hard about it and finally said, " OK, but let's lock the restroom door, so that no one comes in on us!" " Whatever ye say, me-boy!", said the leprechaun. So the leprechaun begins doing his business and asks the man, "So, how ol= d are ye, me boy?" "Thirty five," groaned the man. " Hmmm, thirty five and still believing in leprechauns, eh?!"