A hunter went into the woods to shoot a bear. He saw a bear standing in front
of him and aimed his handgun, but the bear had seen the hunter. The bear
thought: "I'll teach that stupid hunter a lesson" and fell on the ground just
before the hunter fired his gun, and played dead. When the hunter walked
towards the bear, the bear stood up and said: "Gotcha, now you'll have to give
me a blow job, or i'll rip out your stomach and shit on it". The hunter didn't
have much choice and did the job.

When he went home he was very pissed off and wanted a revenge. So the next day
he came back with an uzi. He saw the same bear again, and aimed his uzi. Again
the bear had seen him and fell before the hunter emptied his uzi, playing dead
again. When the hunter came to check on his pray, the bear jumped up again and
grabbed the man. "Now, you'll have to give me another blow job, or I'll rip off
your head and hang it in the highest tree. Obviously, the hunter didn't
want to be killed and gave the bear the blow job. Happy to be saved, he walked
away, but was even more anxious to look for revenge.

The third day, the hunter had bought a bazooka, so this time it had to be
impossible to not hit the horny bear. Again, he saw the bear, and again the
bear saw the man. A big bang was heard when the hunter fired his bazooka and
proud of what he'd done he walked upon the bear. Arriving at the place where
the bear lied, he saw the bear standing up. The bear grabbed the man again and
then said: "You are not coming here to hunt, are you?"