It was Halloween, and a little boy, who had a 
speech impediment was out Trick-or-Treating. 
He came to a man's house and said 
"Bick or Beet" and the man said, "what are you
 for Halloween?" "A birate" the little boy said.
 Now, everyone knows that pirates are associated
 with buccaneers. So, the man said,
  "Well son, where are you're buccaneers?" 
And the little boy replied,"on the side
  of my buckin' head!!!"
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 Halloween costume
  A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, 
"I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
 The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big
 enough."  She brings out a bigger one.
 He says, "Still not big enough."  She brings out 
a huge fig leaf.  He says, "Still not big enough."
 She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw
 it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"