IF 99.9 PERCENT IS GOOD ENOUGH THEN.....

Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year.

22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 
60 minutes.

1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every 
minute.

12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day.

268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year.

14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year.

103,260 income tax returns will be processes incorrectly this year.

2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong 
cover.

880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect 
cardholder informaiotn on their magnetic strips.

55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the 
next 12 months.