* What is the speed of dark?
     
     * When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
     
     * If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of 
     earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
     
     * How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
     
     * What is a "free" gift?  Aren't all gifts free?
     
     * After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out 
     of the water?
     
     * If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sashimi?
     
     * If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is 
     it considered a hostage situation?
     
     * When sign-makers go on strike, what is written on their picket 
     signs?
     
     * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
     
     * Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers 
     aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
     
     * Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
     
     * How can there be self-help groups?
     
     * Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
     
     * Where are Preparations A through G?
     
     * Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
     
     * If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
     
     * When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw 
     the top one away?
     
     * When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder 
     why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
     
     * What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
     
     * If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon 
     called a yellow?
     
     * Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
     
     * If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?