Two little old ladies were out shopping one afternoon. It was
hot and dry that day, and they were thirsty, so they decided to stop by
a  small diner, to have a soft drink.  
        They sat at the bar and was given a menu by the waitress. Behind
the counter on the wall is a small window, that shows the cook in the 
kitchen.
        The waitress asked, "So what will it be?"        
        One of them replied, "We'll both have a hamburger and a coke."
        So the waitress took their order and relayed it to the cook. The
cook then grab two balls of meat from the fridge and flattened it by
slapping the meat on his chest, and then tossed it on the grill.        
        One of the old ladies saw what happened, and was so astounded       
that she quickly called for the waitress.
        "Did you see what he just did? He flattened the burgers on his   
chest!", the old lady asked in bewilderment.
        "Oh, that ain't nothing", the waitress replied nonchalantly. 
        "You ought to see him every Tuesdays, when he punches the holes
on the donuts!"