Diet rules

  1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
  2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy
     bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
  3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you eat more
     than they do.
  4. Food used for medicinal purposes never count. Such as hot conocolate,
     toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
  5. If you fatten up everyone around you, you look thinner.
  6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are
     part of the entertainment package and not one's personal fuel. Such as
     Milk Duds, Butter Pop Corn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls.
  7. Cookie pieces contain no calories, the process of breaking causes
     calorie leakage.
  8. Things licked off of knives, have no calories, if you are in the
     process of preparing something. Examples: Peanut butter from the knife
     if making a sandwhich, or ice cream on the spoon if preparing a sundae.
  9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.
     Examples: Spinach & pistacio ice cream or mushrooms & white chocolate.

Note: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other
food color.

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