>Confucious say:
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>>>>>>>>        Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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>>>>>>>>        It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better
>>>>>>>>        for boy to park meat in girl!
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>>>>>>>>        Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
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>>>>>>>>        Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
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>>>>>>>>        Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
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>>>>>>>>        Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
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>>>>>>>>        Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
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>>>>>>>>        Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
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>>>>>>>>        Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.