BUMPER STICKERS

   * Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
   * No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.
   * My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
   * Cats Flattened While You Watch.
   * I May Be Drunk but You're Ugly - and I will be sober tomorrow.
   * Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS
   * Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.
   * Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
   * Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.
   * Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.
   * Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
   * Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty
   * Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.
   * My Karma just ran over your Dogma.
   * I brake for Hallucinations.
   * Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
   * Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home
   * I'm OK. You're So-So.
   * Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.
   * "Telling an Old Person He's Useless is Abortion on the Other End"
   * Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco
   * If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament
   * Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed
   * Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]
   * Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can
   * If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range
   * This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
   * Black Holes Suck.
   * And Finally, "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers."

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