Baby Jokes.
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   What's red and sits in a corner?   A baby playing with a razor blade.
   What's red and sits in a corner?   A baby shaving its head with a potato peeler.
   What's blue and sits in a corner?   A baby playing with a plastic bag.
   What's green and sits in a corner?   The same baby three weeks later.
   What's black and sits in a corner?   A baby with it's finger in a power point.
   What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?   Ripping it off again.
   What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes hoist at 100mph?  Stopping it with a cricket bat.
   Why did the baby cross the road?   It was nailed to the chicken.
   What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of marbles?   You can't load marbles with a pitchfork.
   What's green and spins around at 100mph?   A frog in a blender.
   What's red and spins around at 100mph?   A baby that's crawled in after it.
   What's black and spins around slowly?   A fetus in a rotisserie.
   What do you call two abortions in a bucket?   Blood brothers.
   What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?   A baby with
slashed water-wings.
   Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hallway?   He had a javelin
through his neck.
   What's black and bobs up and down?   A baby in a toaster.
   What's the difference between an abortion and sand?   You can't eat sand.
   What's BABYLON?   The stuff you spray on babies before you iron them.
   What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?   A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
   What squeals and goes around at 100mph?   A baby in an electric fan.
   What's more fun than a barrel full of dead babies?   A barrel full of dead babies with a live one on the bottom trying to get up.
   How do you get a baby out of a blender?   With a straw.
   What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?   A bus load of babies on fire.
   What bounces up and down at 100mph?   A baby tied to the back of a truck.
   What's brown and gurgles?   A baby in a casserole.
   What's better than a baby in a bucket?   The same baby in two buckets.
   What event nearly could have changed the course of history?   The dingo of Bethlehem.
   What's the best babysitter you can get?   A dingo.
   How do you bring up a baby?   Kick a dingo in the stomach.
   Why is it so hard to breed dingoes?   It takes 9 months to grow the food.
   What's a baby in a pram near Ayres Rock?   Meals on Wheels.
   What's the definition of revenge?   A baby with a dingo in it's mouth.
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