An english lesson:
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>                                     FUCK YOU
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>      Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
>      language today is the word "fuck."  It is the one magical word, just
>      by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.  Fuck, as
>      most words in the English language, takes its name from the German
>      word "fricken," which means "to strike."
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>      "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.  It can be used as a
>      verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
>      fucked by John).  It can be an active verb (John really fucks up) or a
>      passive verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is
>      fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).  It can
>      be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).  As you can see,
>      there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck."
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>      Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to
>      describe many situations:
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>          Fraud             I got fucked at the used car lot.
>          Dismay            Oh, fuck it!
>          Trouble           I guess I'm fucked now.
>          Aggression        Fuck you!
>          Passive           Fuck me.
>          Confusion         What the fuck?
>          Difficulty        I can't understand this fucking business.
>          Despair           Fucked again.
>          Apathy            Who gives a fuck.
>          Incompetence      He's all fucked up!
>          Laziness          He's a fuck off.
>          Displeasure       What the fuck is going on here?
>          Ignorance         Fuck if I know.
>          Defiance          The fuck you can!
>          Lost              Where the fuck are we?
>          Authority         Shut the fuck up.
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>      It can be used in descriptive anatomy - He's really a fucking asshole.
>      It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty.
>      It can be used in business - How did I get this fucking job?
>      It can be a prediction - Oh, will I get fucked.
>      It can be maternal - as in "Mother Fucker."
>      It can be nautical - Fuck the Admiral.
>      It can be political - Fuck Reagan.
>      It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "Let's fuck."
>      It can be used just to enhance the meaning of a word - as in
>         "Beautifuckingful" or "Terfuckingific."
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>      The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses.  How can anyone be
>      offended when you say "Fuck"?  Use it in your daily speech, it adds to
>      your prestige.
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>      Today, tell someone "FUCK YOU."
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>      SOME ADDED QUIPS:
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>      Remember General Custer's famous last word:
>                "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
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>      Also, the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima:
>                "What the fuck was that?"
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>      And finally, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic:
>               "Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!"