A gift for His Sweetheart

A gift for His Sweetheart A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his
sweethearts birthday. So he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest
gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a
note. While wrapping the gloves, the clerk accidentally mixed up the order
and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to
his sweetheart.

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any
when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to
remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a
pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I
had the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked smart. I wish I
could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt, many
other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off,
remember to blow in them before put them away as they will naturally be a
little damp from wearing. and be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so
they don't shrink. Just think how many times, I will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All My Love, Hollingsworth

P.S. The lastest Style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.

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