Little Rock, Arkansas We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising FIVE MILLION DOLLARS for placing a statue of Bill Clinton, after he is elected, in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C. The BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITTEE was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it next to George Washington, a man who never told a lie; nor beside Richard Nixon, a man who never told the truth, since Bill CLinton cannot tell the difference. We decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, and upon arriving, did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money. Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land" Five thousand years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up your Camels, this is the Promised Land." Now Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. If you are one of the fortunate people who have any money left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project. Fraternally, THE BILL CLINTON STATUE COMMITTEE PS. It is said that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from an jackass to a condom because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives one a false sense of security while being screwed. [Image]3/21/97 dke