Newsgroups: alt.drugs From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) Subject: Dave Barry desk calendar, 3/30/93 Message-ID: Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 21:42:16 GMT Dave Barry Calendar, 3/30/93 You know how, during the Preflight Safety Demonstration, flight attendants tell you that in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will pop out of the ceiling? My question is: _Who_wants_oxygen_? If I'm going to be in an emergency seven miles up, I want _nitrous_oxide_, followed immediately by Emergency Intravenous Beverage Cart Service, so that I and my fellow passengers can be as relaxed as possible. ("Wow! Those are some beautiful engine flames!") have fun gak --- Richard Stueven AHA# 22584 |----------| Internet: gak@wrs.com |----GO----| Disclaimer: I'm not allowed to ATTMAIL: ...!attmail!gakhaus!gak |---SHARX--| have opinions. Cow Palace: 107/H/3-4 |----------|