Awatarts.1235 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!geo Fri Apr 30 04:11:50 1982 Another police joke Once upon a time, there was an ethnic, who, while he was watching TV decided that the thing he would like the very most in the world would be to be a policeman. So, he says goodbye to his wife, and off he goes to the local precinct office to apply to the police academy. Well, upon arrival, he explains his mission to the hardened old desk sergeant. "So", muses officer O'Flaherty with a cynical scowl on his face, "you want to be a policeman"? Then fixing our hero with a piercing stare, he burst out, "All right! Who killed President Lincoln!"door. When he arrived home, his wife asked how his application had gone. To which our hero replied, "Are you kidding? Theyv'e got me on a case already!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.