Auwvax.313 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!uwvax!doug Fri Apr 9 20:46:27 1982 pig joke There were two farmers lazily standing by a fence, watching a bunch of pigs inside. The pigs were making a complete mess of themselves, slobbering over all their food, rolling around in the mud and generally being disgusting. One of the farmers remarked to the other, "no wonder they call them pigs." (about half the people I know find this very funny and the rest look at me blankly) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.