Aeiss.279 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb Fri Mar 26 09:24:12 1982 The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics The First Law Of Thermodynamics: You can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat. The Second Law Of Thermodynamics: What ever you want is going to cost a little more than it is worth. The Third Law Of Thermodynamics: You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.