Awatmath.2111 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!watmath!mabgarstin Mon Mar 22 23:55:30 1982 Economic definitions Mild economic recession: -your neighbour gets laid off. Major economic recession: -you get laid off. Economic depression: -all the economists who work out the economy get laid off. Economic recovery: -Reagan and MacEachern get laid off! MAB at watmath!mabgarstin ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.