Ahouxg.111 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!houxi!houxd!houxw!houxp!houxo!houxn!houxg!glenn Wed Jan 13 10:35:53 1982 Social Pariah: net.jokes.q He*en Ke*l*r, a De*d B*by, and an Aff*rm*t*ve Act*on R*pres*nt*tive were on this plane, see, and suddenly the engine stopped. There was only one parachute aboard. "How are we going to decide who should live and who should die" they all asked each other in unison. "That's easy!" cried the AA Rep, and he pushed He*en and the De*d B*by out the cargo door. Yes, folks this really happened. net.jokes.q was canned. Hope y'all enjoyed it while it lasted (at least here at btl.holmdel.) Also, I understand that newsgroup is also no longer being forwarded via any HO machines. -Glenn Golden (houxg!glenn) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.