Ansc.115 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!menlo70!nsc!katic Mon Jan 4 16:03:50 1982 Slightly Ethnis Joke (SEJ?) There were three good fellows, all friends, walking down the street. A bolt of lightening hit and killed them all! As they were approaching the pearly gates, they were surprised to be told that the monthly quota was full and no more could be allowed in--they would have to go to hell! Well, as you can imagine, they were a bit miffed. Guiseppe, a good catholic Martian complained loudly. Irving, a rabbinical student at the University of Venus moaned and protested with great vigor. Demitri, an eastern orthodox Jovian was livid. And for so long they wailed that they were told this: "You can go back for the last 5 days of the month, but you each will have to give up something you dearly love--to prove you are worth the trouble. Guiseppe--no pasta for you. Irving--no money. And for you Demitri--no sex. You guys must not think about it or do anything about it." Well, they all agreed. Guiseppe was walking down a street when he smelled spaghetti. He thought better of it and kept on walking. Finally, he gave in and as he had his first bite-- WHAM--straight to hell! Irving was walking down another street and he saw a five dollar bill in the gutter. He steeled himself, and walked on. Then, he saw a $20!. He kept on walking. Finally, he saw a one hundred dollar bill. This was too much, and as he bent over to pick it up--WHAM--Demitri went straight to hell! ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.