Apur-ee.191 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!tgi Sat Dec 19 18:42:35 1981 Re: dead babies Q: What's clear on the outside and pink on the inside and doesn't move at all? A: A dead baby in a large baggie. Q: What's clear on the outside and green on the inside and doesn't move at all? A: The same dead baby two weeks later. --tgi ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.