Amhuxj.337 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!eagle!mhuxj!presley Wed Dec 16 11:26:48 1981 Aggie War Story The Texas governor's mansion was plagued by rats. Nothing that they tried would work; it seemed that there were more rats every day. In despair, the governor ordered in the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets to storm the mansion and exterminate the rats. A crack troop of 200 rushed the mansion, guns blazing, grenades exploding. The rats were exterminated, 39 Aggies were wounded, and 6 came home with war brides. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.