Aallegra.152 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!allegra!jdd Tue Dec 15 12:36:04 1981 Martian Joke? Have you heard the one about the Martian dentist? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Drops! (seems to lose something in the translation) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.