Ansc.106 net.joke utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!menlo70!nsc!bill Mon Dec 7 21:37:48 1981 Light Bulbs in Colorado ...one to read the instructions, one to hold the lamp, one to hold the bulb, and two to go and get more beer.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.