Aalice.189 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!research!alice!ark Wed Dec 2 18:28:57 1981 cat in the trash One evening I opened a bottle of wine and tossed the cork across the room into the trash basket. Snobol, my black cat (really!), had previously climbed into the basket and gone to sleep. I learned this when the cork hit the cat, who responded by jumping about two feet straight into the air and hitting the ground running. I guess you might say she showed her esprit de cork... ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.