Apur-ee.270 net.cooks utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!sa Fri Mar 19 11:09:51 1982 Those who write infinite loops... Developer Au Gratin This is a good dish for a party as it can serve up to 18 depending on the size of the developer. Stuffing the developer can be a little awkward at first, but you'll get the hang of it with a little practice. 1. Shopping Check your local Sears' "Party Supply Shoppe" and ask if they stock developers. Chances are they don't and you'll have to catch your own. But not to worry -- developers are easy to catch. Their habit of underes- timating the intelligence of those around them make them unsuspecting prey. Hint: One method of developer catching I've been pleased with is baiting a trap in the corner of the com- puter room with a book. Not just any book, of course -- the title is very important. The two most successful for me have been a lurid sci-fi book with a cover picture of two andriods cloning, and a self-help book entitled "How to Find Fun Though Dull, Cheap, and a Hypochondriac." 2. Now that you've got your developer, clean thoroughly and discard any inedible portion (propeller beanie, hiking boots, etc.). 3. Soak overnight in a combination 1 part vodka to 3 parts teriyaki sauce. In the morning, stuff with ground meat and wild rice. 4. Dig a large hole and fill with charcoal briquets. When the briquets have gone from red to white, lower the developer into the hole and cover with seaweed. 5. Cook 1 hour per 50 pounds. 6. Place developer on a large platter and sprinkle well with a combination parmesaen and romano cheese. Garnish with carrot curls and radish rosettes. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.