Orbis Maximus: and I have called people stupid for saying stupid things khemfusion(): "Khem can't beat jesus! I'm banning him!" Orbis Maximus: like using arguments that have no basis in reality Adam.At¯mical: Orb: no post in news from you yet Orbis Maximus: khem: you cant beat jesus. you just make obnoxious comments and laugh Adam.At¯mical: I'm stunned Orbis Maximus: like riv khemfusion(): Uh netfreak: you cant beat jesus because jesus is a rotting corpse from 2000 years ago kuesch: droog.. yes? no? khemfusion(): If I got in a fight with jesus, I would just punch him a bit, then he would heal my busted up hands Orbis Maximus: news? havent read it today cap'n bishopª: orb posted regarding a religious topic khemfusion(): then I would punch him some more Orbis Maximus: nf: what corpse? drŸgal.afk: kuesch, aren't you getting my priv messages? kuesch: nope drŸgal.afk: why? cap'n bishopª: he posted about christian music kuesch: i don't know netfreak: dead people are corpses drŸgal.afk: eh ok cap'n bishopª: a damn good argument at that- changed my opinion Adam.At¯mical: I knew there was some earthly reason why orb hadn't posted to the news yet khemfusion(): KHEM IS THE OWNAGE GIVE HIM ALL YOUR CROPS AND CATTLE drŸgal.afk: i said, if stronghold is any good, then i'll want a copy of that khemfusion(): Haha Adam.At¯mical: :) kuesch: ok Orbis Maximus: nf: there is no corpse, because jesus isnt dead kuesch: well i don't have time to play it netfreak: orb: um jesus died. remember history? kuesch: so i'll make you a copy anyways drŸgal.afk: then i prolly dont want a copy Orbis Maximus: if there had been a corpse, the romans could have crushed the church in AD 30 drŸgal.afk: playing against the ai isn't to fun Adam.At¯mical: he was hung on a cross kuesch: i mean i don't have time to play it right now netfreak: someone stole the corpse and humped it a lot Orbis Maximus: yeah and he came out of the tomb 3 days later. Remember history? Adam.At¯mical: heh kuesch: because i'm leaving in 10 minutes drŸgal.afk: when would you have time? netfreak: orb: that isnt history, thats only in the Bible (fiction) drŸgal.afk: oh, i meant some other time khemfusion(): Can is on an owning spree drŸgal.afk: like.. when i have a copy :P Orbis Maximus: nf: who? corpse was guarded by a boulder & roman soldiers netfreak: orb: then they humped it Adam.At¯mical: it isn't history.. history refuses to say HAHAHA JESUS IS REAL kuesch: i can drop it off in like.. 20 minutes Orbis Maximus: then why didnt they produce it when they were trying to say jesus was dead? netfreak: rapid cell decay khemfusion(): Yeah Orbis Maximus: "here's the corpse! he's dead!" they couldnt netfreak: so? Adam.At¯mical: jesus was hideing at a safe house =P khemfusion(): Cause who would want to admit that they humped a dead mans corpse Orbis Maximus: rapid cell decay? har, not after 3 days. They could have netfreak: because a corpse disappears doesnt mean he came back to life to rock on khemfusion(): who would want to admit that they humped a dead mans corpse netfreak: yeah drŸgal.afk: khem, orb was right about you :D Orbis Maximus: no, we know he came back because he went and had lunch with all his buddies khemfusion(): They threw it in a river or something Orbis Maximus: and chatted it up with people in public khemfusion(): Oh yeah Orbis Maximus: people *saw* him Orbis Maximus: talked to him netfreak: orb: funny i dont recall seeing the historical non-fiction evidence of this khemfusion(): Can you prove this netfreak: hey ever heard of TWINS? khemfusion(): Yeah Orbis Maximus: and TE with him after he came back Orbis Maximus: yeah I've got a bunch of eyewitness accounts right here khemfusion(): Yeah netfreak: THE JESUS CONSPIRACY REVEALED netfreak: HE HAD A TWIN netfreak: orb: i do believe i said non-fictional accounts Orbis Maximus: he had no twin khemfusion(): I saw Jesus yesterday down at the seven eleven, he was getting a blow job from a greasy native behind the dumpster Orbis Maximus: we have writings from his family too khemfusion(): I AM A WITNESS netfreak: orb: how do you know? were you present at the birth? Orbis Maximus: no, but people who WERE wrote about it Adam.At¯mical: no khemfusion(): I can write about anything Orbis Maximus: and we know that the documents are unchanged khemfusion(): How do you know Adam.At¯mical: read my post orb khemfusion(): Is there watermarking Adam.At¯mical: it's important to know what is relative, when making a historical argument Adam.At¯mical: also when making a science argument netfreak: its not hard for people to write about something that didnt happen kuesch: heh kuesch: now is a good time to leave.. kuesch: later Orbis Maximus: khem: its called historical credibility. The gospels are actually more reliable records than the writings of caesar augustus netfreak: according to who? the church??? Adam.At¯mical: it's not history drŸgal.afk: lame drŸgal.afk: nf that was lame :D Orbis Maximus: according to historians netfreak: shut the fuck up drugal drŸgal.afk: hahah khemfusion(): Orbis: Does it matter Orbis Maximus: its actually a science of recordkeeping Adam.At¯mical: I believe in god, but history will only admit that he was alive khemfusion(): Do you even know the first thing about history Adam.At¯mical: the rest, is not included in the history books khemfusion(): You can't trust the history books netfreak: history proves that jesus once lived Orbis Maximus: yeah khem. I do. netfreak: and lived once netfreak: and died once khemfusion(): And then got corpse humped Orbis Maximus: and there is a lot of historical credibility to the resurrection netfreak: then some book came along saying a bunch of contradictory shit drŸgal.afk: heh Orbis Maximus: no nf, the people who were there saw it happen, acted on it, and wrote about it after drŸgal.afk: this "book" was half-written before jesus came around drŸgal.afk: and it's not a book khemfusion(): Last night there was a shattering of peace as cops busted a crossdressing prostitution ring. Thebible the leader of this ring was apprehended in a local bar trying to get some new recruits. According to many victims of this ring, the Transvestite prostitutes would dress like the opposite sex, and wait for same sex customers to pick them up, and it was only when they were alone, the prostitutes would expose that they were the same sex as the victim and rape and rob the client. drŸgal.afk: it's a compilation of writings spanning 1-2000 years, i believe netfreak: orb: i just saw a black man with two heads. i just wrote a book. did it happen? only i know. netfreak: welcome to the bible. Orbis Maximus: lol no nf netfreak: sigh Orbis Maximus: there are also jewish and roman writings outside the bible that correspond netfreak: ok my friend mole just wrote the same story drŸgal.afk: and egyption khemfusion(): I wrote it to, in C netfreak: yeah netfreak: so thats 3 stories about the dual headed black man Orbis Maximus: the old testament is also compared to ancient babylonian records & etc so that actual dates can be set on events netfreak: SHIT IT MUST BE REAL khemfusion(): Shit, my friend netfreak in the holy land of kelowna saw a dual headed black man Orbis Maximus: like, right to the day accuracy khemfusion(): Yeah khemfusion(): Mines watermarked too khemfusion(): not like that bible stuff netfreak: yah Orbis Maximus: ok, here's something else though Orbis Maximus: the apostles had personal credibility, you two do not netfreak: as i said before netfreak: according to who? khemfusion(): You'd believe the apostles khemfusion(): Do you even know who the apostles are netfreak: according to JESUS? lhahaha Orbis Maximus: and you dont have anyone normal to back you up khemfusion(): Yeah, my brother backs us up Orbis Maximus: ie, entire populations of cities who gathered around and watched khemfusion(): He's pretty normal khemfusion(): We could have a theatre khemfusion(): and say that we saw a black man with two heads khemfusion(): Thats a hole city right there netfreak: and i could go downtown netfreak: and say it drŸgal.afk: hole netfreak: or in rutland khemfusion(): whole khemfusion(): You know what I mean drugal netfreak: or in the ghetto Orbis Maximus: nf, I think you're missing the point netfreak: i doubt it khemfusion(): I sometimes make spelling errors cause my fingers are fast like lightning Orbis Maximus: you two are obviously conspiring. The apostles were the most diverse group of people you could get khemfusion(): The point is Apple and Jesus, haha Orbis Maximus: esp the apostle paul netfreak: that is opinion drŸgal.afk: yes netfreak: yes drŸgal.afk: no netfreak: . netfreak: IT HAS BEEN REVEALED netfreak: netfreak: that is opinion netfreak: dr gal.afk: yes netfreak: netfreak: that is opinion netfreak: dr gal.afk: yes netfreak: netfreak: that is opinion netfreak: dr gal.afk: yes netfreak: netfreak: that is opinion netfreak: dr gal.afk: yes netfreak: netfreak: that is opinion netfreak: dr gal.afk: yes Orbis Maximus: since he went overnight from being the #1 christian killer and persecutor to being an apostle khemfusion(): Oh so you can do that khemfusion(): I could go around killing christians netfreak: maybe some big man came and threatened his life Orbis Maximus: Paul is HUGELY credible for that reason alone khemfusion(): and then apostlize myself netfreak: yeah i'm an apostle netfreak: according to orb here khemfusion(): Lets go waste some christians NF netfreak: !! netfreak: lets start with drugal khemfusion(): You mean Jesse Rechel Orbis Maximus: nf a threat from a big man wouldnt convince him to give up his cushy jewish job to spending the rest of his life with gangs wanting to kill him and the romans repeatedly putting him in prison khemfusion(): 959 Raymer Road khemfusion(): Kelowna BC khemfusion(): V1W1K1 khemfusion(): Canada netfreak: BUT THEN A MIRACLE WILL OCCUR netfreak: AND DRUGAL WILL CONVERT US netfreak: WITH THE POWER OF JESUS khemfusion(): Hopefully netfreak: AND PETER POPOFF khemfusion(): Or he'll die khemfusion(): Jesus better get the powerup boots to win the conversion Orbis Maximus: nf you're getting really childish now drŸgal.afk: orb, they're acting like children Orbis Maximus: not quite as bad as khem though netfreak: oh shit i forgot orb and drugal were the adults in this group khemfusion(): Yeah netfreak: they are morally superior, after all Orbis Maximus: yeah I know they are, thats because they cant stand a serious intellectual conversation on this topic Orbis Maximus: no nf, but you're displaying yourself as intellectually inferior, and I know you're above that. netfreak: theres no such thing as a serious religious debate, when you know that the christian side is wrong netfreak: i make fun of the things you say because debating religion is pointless netfreak: i'm not going to convert Orbis Maximus: thats the thing, you dont know what you're saying. You cant even stand 3 minutes of debate netfreak: and neither are you netfreak: so why bother netfreak: sigh Orbis Maximus: you dont have to. I'm just asking you to be more serious about it netfreak: you cant have a debate when one side looks for answers in fiction Orbis Maximus: otherwise you just look like one of those athiest smartasses who foam at the mouth netfreak: you and drugal are the kind of people with the "FAGS BURN" signs drŸgal.afk: me Orbis Maximus: you only call it fiction because of personal bias. The fact is that its not fiction. It wasnt intended as fiction, and it is backed up as real. Moreso than any other document from that time or earlier drŸgal.afk: really drŸgal.afk: why's that nf, why me netfreak: ranting on about shit you've never actually seen netfreak: well ok not so much drugal netfreak: because he doesnt say much drŸgal.afk: lamelamelamelame netfreak: but he is equally annoying Orbis Maximus: and I would never hold a fags burn sign, nf. You're really making a poor judgement of me. netfreak: because he knows less than orb netfreak: i find that drugal takes the most childish approach Kremmy.hx: that god guy hasn't done anything noticeable in two thousand years. I don't wannt to hear a word about him existing until he shows himself again. drŸgal.afk: me drŸgal.afk: me? netfreak: never saying anything to help the debate netfreak: except "wow nf that was a lame comment" Orbis Maximus: netfreak you cant really talk about history if you're talking only about things you've seen. Noone has seen all of history with his own eyes. That's ridiculous drŸgal.afk: sorry, i know khem is a manly, adult debator khemfusion(): I just think that it's really funny how these supposedly intelligent free thinkers can believe in the antiquated idea of religion. Man, you should all move to America, the government their really likes 'your kind of people' netfreak: i can talk about history because history backs me up Orbis Maximus: khem: you call yourself a free thinker? khemfusion(): I don't hump bibles for a living, thats for sure Orbis Maximus: you're bashing people because they dont agree with your point of view. I'm bashing people because they cant have a serious conversation drŸgal.afk: well khem, i was thinking. i've never seen trail. only read about it. maybe you don't exist. in fact, i don't think you do. that's your mentality. heh. :D khemfusion(): I'm not 'bashing' anyone Orbis Maximus: nf: why dont you back yourself up then? khemfusion(): FIrst off drugal I don't live in Trail netfreak: i dont need backing up drŸgal.afk: hole, khem. hole. you know what i meant. Orbis Maximus: khem: you've so far bashed me, the apostles, the american government.. Orbis Maximus: and drugal Orbis Maximus: nf: you do Orbis Maximus: otherwise you have no substance to your argument Orbis Maximus: I can back myself up. khemfusion(): Yeah, and did you know that Jesus chugged cock for mule cart change and walked anyways ? Orbis Maximus: khem, go back to kindergarten. That would be funny there. Orbis Maximus: people might even respect you for saying that there. netfreak: so would christianity khemfusion(): Hi, my name is Orbital Binary, Team Jesus wants you to treat everyone fair and with respect khemfusion(): TO THE JESUS JEEP drŸgal.afk: so, what's wrong with that Orbis Maximus: how can you claim to be intellectually supertior after this conversation, nf? dont try that at this point khemfusion(): Come on drugal, we have to drive the jesus jeep to Trail to see if it exists Orbis Maximus: dont even allude to it drŸgal.afk: do you want to sit next to someone who calls you a fucktard all day, or who respects you Orbis Maximus: you're "im so superior" attitude is not justification for any argument, as much as you insist it is netfreak: when did i claim to be intellectually superior? i know that i'm right Orbis Maximus: ok, well, you just did netfreak: i know that the bible is not complete historical evidence drŸgal.afk: how do you know drŸgal.afk: back it up khemfusion(): "Holy shit, I was right, there is no Trail" Says Orbital Binary as they drive past Ok. Lake for the fifteenth time that morning, "Lets go back home and read bible scripture" netfreak: how do YOU know Orbis Maximus: would you accept it as incomplete historical evidence? khemfusion(): "Okay!" Pipes drugal drŸgal.afk: hm netfreak: it is scientifically impossible for someone like jesus to come back from the dead. the bible says he did, therefore the bible is wrong khemfusion(): Big Hint Straight up yo: " khemfusion(): 'You're a sack of flesh and when you die, your dead, game over' khemfusion(): Your not going anywhere Orbis Maximus: it isnt scientifically impossible. People have come back after being in the hospital morgue for 2 hours khemfusion(): You body rots and your dead Orbis Maximus: heart stopped, breathing stopped. Just restarted on its own khemfusion(): It doesn't get any better than that kids netfreak: as i recall jesus was dead for 3 days Orbis Maximus: yeah Orbis Maximus: he was very dead netfreak: and his physical condition was very poor Orbis Maximus: yup drŸgal.afk: eh drŸgal.afk: kuesch just walked in my door drŸgal.afk: literally Orbis Maximus: amazing, eh? netfreak: amazing how a dead person can stay dead Orbis Maximus: but there is no claim he returned from the dead by natural mean khemfusion(): I need to find a picture that shows someone who lives in a hot climate that had been lying dead in a damp cave for 3 days drŸgal.afk: and gave me a cd Orbis Maximus: snaturally, it is impossible, yes khemfusion(): I will show that Jesus couldn't come out looking so cool Orbis Maximus: it is quite naturally impossible for jesus to come back from the dead. Nobody else couyld accomplish what he did there Orbis Maximus: I agree completely. netfreak: he only came back in spirit Orbis Maximus: no, he came back in body netfreak: and was witnessed by some people netfreak: who were maybe doing LSD Orbis Maximus: lsd did not exist at the time netfreak: other hallucinogens could have netfreak: easily netfreak: without anyone knowing Orbis Maximus: he came back in body. The tomb was empty netfreak: someone robbed it Orbis Maximus: ok Orbis Maximus: lets look at the robbing idea netfreak: it's not like people don't rob tombs Orbis Maximus: thats been discussed since about 30 AD| Orbis Maximus: who robbed it? netfreak: someone related to TB church undoubtedly netfreak: :D Orbis Maximus: the apostles, then? netfreak: i have no idea netfreak: i wasnt there Orbis Maximus: you made a speculative statement, lets investigate logically and draw conclusions Orbis Maximus: ok? netfreak: go right ahead drŸgal.afk: big rock in way netfreak: so how could he have gotten out? netfreak: if he did do what the bible said Orbis Maximus: Alright. We know where the tomb was, it's stillthere today. At the time they described how it was layed out too drŸgal.afk: angel moved rock netfreak: oh really netfreak: did you see it? drŸgal.afk: listen to orb Orbis Maximus: it was a cave type deal, with a big boulder for the door. Larger than a human being. Big deal to move. It wasnt meant to ever be possible to move drŸgal.afk: hence, tomb Adam.At¯mical: someone put it there Adam.At¯mical: it was possible to move drŸgal.afk: atom drŸgal.afk: if you push a car down a hill drŸgal.afk: can you push it back up?> Orbis Maximus: ok, not possible to move by a single person by hand Orbis Maximus: it was possible with some engineering Orbis Maximus: horses/etc Adam.At¯mical: you have proof that they pushed it down a hill? Orbis Maximus: what hill? Orbis Maximus: lets stay on topic Orbis Maximus: the rock was big. Adam.At¯mical: >> drŸgal.afk: if you push a car down a hill drŸgal.afk: the tomb is underground drŸgal.afk: a depression Orbis Maximus: ok stop doing that plz drŸgal.afk: but, listen to orb Adam.At¯mical: Adam.At¯mical: someone put it there Adam.At¯mical: Adam.At¯mical: it was possible to move Orbis Maximus: the rock was being, no going around it, not easy to move. Adam.At¯mical: Adam.At¯mical: someone put it there Adam.At¯mical: Adam.At¯mical: it was possible to move Orbis Maximus: not EASY to move Orbis Maximus: I never said impossible Adam.At¯mical: okay then Orbis Maximus: ok. Adam.At¯mical: continue master orb netfreak: so jesus must have been packing C4 Orbis Maximus: no C4 khemfusion(): Allah khemfusion(): All glory to allah Kremmy.hx: atomic anal blast Orbis Maximus: but no man could have pushed it from the inside, and it would have been hard to pull away from outside Orbis Maximus: thats all we can say about the rock Adam.At¯mical: it's possible he could've leveraged it with a stick Orbis Maximus: yes atom, but hard Orbis Maximus: anyway Adam.At¯mical: jesus was a hard man Orbis Maximus: now moving away from the rock.... Orbis Maximus: the tomb was guarded by no less than 2 roman soldiers khemfusion(): 'Umrah, or: Labbayk Allahumma Umrah, as follows: khemfusion(): "Labbayk, Allahumma. Labbayk. khemfusion(): Labbayk. La shareeka laka. Labbayk. khemfusion(): lnnal-hamda wan-n 'imata laka wal- mulk. khemfusion(): La shareeka lak'. " Orbis Maximus: in order to prevent the body from being stolen, actually Orbis Maximus: iirc netfreak: jesus was a dead man khemfusion(): (Here I am at Your service. 0 Lord, here I am. khemfusion(): Here I am. No partner do You have. Here I am, khemfusion(): Truly, the praise and the favor is Yours, and the dominion. khemfusion(): No partner do You have.) Adam.At¯mical: roman soldiers.. they probably went off and got drunk Adam.At¯mical: knowing romans khemfusion(): Allah is great drŸgal.afk: no atom khemfusion(): Praise Allah and pass the ammunition Adam.At¯mical: the romans spit on him, why would they stick around khemfusion(): Jihad on the Christians netfreak: again with drugal's totally accurate account of events drŸgal.afk: roman soldiers were among the best disiplined troops ever Orbis Maximus: no atom. They'd lose their heads for that Adam.At¯mical: no orb, they wouldn't Orbis Maximus: well, they'd be disciplined in a roman way Adam.At¯mical: spaking? Orbis Maximus: mb Adam.At¯mical: hah Orbis Maximus: so we've got a big rock and 2 soldiers. Man you ppl make this hard netfreak: after seeing what i have seen, i am becoming a MUSLIM Orbis Maximus: and a dead guy inside Orbis Maximus: how did the apostles steal the corpse? khemfusion(): I sign up for team sucidie bomber drŸgal.afk: actually Adam.At¯mical: hey netfreak Adam.At¯mical: muslims respect christians Adam.At¯mical: you, do not drŸgal.afk: disiplin for that would be to be beaten to death by your fellow soldiers netfreak insh: LET US EXAMINE ISLAM netfreak insh: The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. netfreak insh: Q 3:19 Orbis Maximus: adam: no they dont. Maybe they ought to though netfreak insh: The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. netfreak insh: Q 3:19 drŸgal.afk: white chat netfreak insh: The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. netfreak insh: Q 3:19 Adam.At¯mical: uh Adam.At¯mical: It's in the Koran Adam.At¯mical: don't you read the Koran orb khemfusion(Fa: Faarooq!@ Adam.At¯mical: it's in the history books too Adam.At¯mical: I've read it Orbis Maximus: ok nf I can telly ou're tired of intense stimulation of the brain. Here's a nice rubber ball. Go bounce it. Good boy. Adam.At¯mical: tolerance toward jews and christians khemfusion(Fa: Now listen up, I'm the Faarooq here muthas netfreak insh: yeah intense stimulation of hearing you say how impossible it is for a dead man to exit a cave (which he never did) Orbis Maximus: adam: yeah I know the koran says it, but do muslims respect christians? khemfusion(Fa: Ji ta bi-al-amri al-muta Adam.At¯mical: does it matter? we break the ten commandments 24/7 Orbis Maximus: wtf Adam.At¯mical: how many times have you disobeyed your parents netfreak insh: The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. netfreak insh: Q 3:19 khemfusion(Fa: What about that time when you cut your hair ? khemfusion(Fa: REMEMBER WHEN YOU CUT YOUR HAIR khemfusion(Fa: You're going straight to hell Adam.At¯mical: in fact, by breaking any law in the bible, your parents being christian, you are disobeying THEM! netfreak insh: hey khem lets have a Koran reading party Adam.At¯mical: thus, quit kicking down on gay people Adam.At¯mical: don't you have your own sins to correct khemfusion(Fa: I'm only reading moslim netfreak insh: 57:1 All that is in heaven and earth gives glory to Allah. He is the Mighty, the Wise One. khemfusion(Fa: I like something awfuls view on religion Adam.At¯mical: wish sc was here.. I'm getting kinda bored talking to myself khemfusion(Fa: JESUS: "Do you believe in Myself and My Holy Father?" khemfusion(Fa: DIRT FARMER: "Oh yes Jesus, my family and I worship You all the time!" khemfusion(Fa: JESUS: "Excellent. I will now kill your family and give you the plague and make all your crops die and then you can reflect on how much you love Us." khemfusion(Fa: DIRT FARMER: (Happy) "Praise Jesus!" khemfusion(Fa: Like any good religion, Christians tend to believe that essentially anything you do will cause you to go to hell. Hell is a painful and horrible place like Detroit only with less crime. By default, we're all going to hell because Jesus got killed for our sins, even though most of us didn't ask Him to. netfreak insh: dinner, bbiab khemfusion(Fa: [Quran 21.30] Do not those who disbelieve see that the heavens and the earth were meshed together but We have torn them apart? And then We have made of water everything living? Would they still not believe? Also, kill the Jews. Adam.At¯mical: orb Adam.At¯mical: hey orb Adam.At¯mical: I have a question for you Adam.At¯mical: Adam and Eve were assumably the same color Adam.At¯mical: so how did black people evolve? khemfusion(Fa: haha, nice Kremmy.hx: eve and the snake! khemfusion(Fa: Or for that matter, how did white people evolve khemfusion(Fa: Wait khemfusion(Fa: You can't evolve khemfusion(Fa: according to creationism Kremmy.hx: does creationism actually say evolution can't happen Orbis Maximus: evolve, no. Change, yes Kremmy.hx: or is that something wacko religious zealots came up with Adam.At¯mical: oh Adam.At¯mical: so they can change Adam.At¯mical: but they can't evolve Adam.At¯mical: hrm Adam.At¯mical: I don't think so rb Orbis Maximus: in fact, they're saying now that in the time of the old testament, jewish people were black. Their skin colour changed over a few thousand years. Adam.At¯mical: how did they change orb? Orbis Maximus: the problem with evolution is the claim that the changes creatures undergo are random and undirected Adam.At¯mical: did some stupid white person put mud on themselves for so long that they turned black Adam.At¯mical: how did they change? Adam.At¯mical: they can't have just changed from white to black, right Orbis Maximus: undesigned. Just luck; random mutation favouring the "best" Adam.At¯mical: it took many years Adam.At¯mical: thus Adam.At¯mical: they evolved Adam.At¯mical: evolution takes many years drŸgal.afk: no atom drŸgal.afk: the pigmentation of the skin can change easily Adam.At¯mical: genes do not Orbis Maximus: no, it changed slowly. If you're saying it evolved by survival of the fittest, you'll have to argue that something about lighter skin colour increased their chances for survival. Orbis Maximus: go for it. Adam.At¯mical: I have no such theory under evolution Adam.At¯mical: I'm saying it evolved Adam.At¯mical: I have to go reinstall vpc Adam.At¯mical: later drŸgal.afk: putting X11 on the machine, again Orbis Maximus: cool drŸgal.afk: been installing on this thing since the dawn of time today drŸgal.afk: around 3:50 Orbis Maximus: hehe drŸgal.afk: it gets worse each time drŸgal.afk: i've memorized most of it drŸgal.afk: the lines Orbis Maximus: I think atom isnt a very well read fellow drŸgal.afk: as they scroll down Orbis Maximus: he's saying soem things that aren't accurate drŸgal.afk: oh well Orbis Maximus: yeah, I'm disappointed Orbis Maximus: math exam tomorrow. fun fun netfreak insh: "the problem with evolution is the claim that the changes creatures undergo are random and undirected" random? no. evolution is creatures changing to adapt to their climate drŸgal.afk: actually, i'm slightly perplexed by his posts netfreak insh: like back in the industrial days in britain netfreak insh: when smog covered everything drŸgal.afk: he himself is a christian. i think his posts are a bad implementation of sarcasm netfreak insh: moths that were white were phased out netfreak insh: and black moths survived khemfusion(Fa: 'phased out' heh! netfreak insh: but that example is more of survival breeding drŸgal.afk: or is it just that birds could see the white moths easier netfreak insh: yes. when the smog covered everything, white moths were easier to see netfreak insh: so black moths began to dominate netfreak insh: (black moths blend in with the smog) netfreak insh: (and were not eaten) netfreak insh: (heh) netfreak insh: (who talks like this anyways) Orbis Maximus: yeah, but you cant say that a moth managed to survive by spontanously growing legs and stomping all the birds netfreak insh: if growing legs was necessary for them to live, then in time it could have happened netfreak insh: or they would all die drŸgal.afk: they'd prolly die first Orbis Maximus: die first for sure netfreak insh: oh like humans died off? drŸgal.afk: well netfreak insh: :D Orbis Maximus: when talking about macro-evolution, there is a big problem drŸgal.afk: when that asteroid hits earth, i'm sure we'll all sprout rockets on our ass and leave Orbis Maximus: especially when dealing with eyes khemfusion(Fa: drugal that was funny Orbis Maximus: that was funny drŸgal.afk: it was a khem-statement Orbis Maximus: yeah Orbis Maximus: hey droog, maybe we'd communicate better with these people by soeaking theur dialect? netfreak insh: it made drugal look stupid Orbis Maximus: speaking even netfreak insh: i have to agree with orb God: i exist God: and nobody can prove otherwise God: because i say so God: and its in my bible God: which is all fact btw Athiest blabb: no you dont Athiest blabb: 0wn3d! God: oh no God: NEVER FEAR Athiest blabb: you are fiction God: I WILL HOP IN THE JESUS JEEP God: TO ESCAPE God: btw you will burn in hell!!!! sarcastic agn: BURN! YOU WILL ALL BURN! Athiest blabb: OH MY GOD< GOD IS TALKIMG TO ME I MUST BE MUSLIM sarcastic agn: BURN! God: ONLY CHRISTIANS GO TO HEAVEN sarcastic agn: EVERYONE WILL BURN! khemfusion(Fa: In the jew ovens Athiest blabb: I AM MUSLIM NOW khemfusion(Fa: Toot toot, Zyklon-B Adam.At¯mical: image what this looks like to guests God: heh sarcastic agn: must be amusing sarcastic agn: but there's only one guest Adam.At¯mical: rather talk about computers anyways Athiest blabb: win95 is great Athiest blabb: I love it God: MY SON LIFTED A ROCK UP Athiest blabb: it calls me at home and tells me it wants my ass God: AND RAN AWAY FROM ROMAN GUARDS God: AND I WAS ABLE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS God: EVEN THOUGH IT IS IMPOSSIBLE God: IT STILL HAPPENED God: BECAUSE ITS IN MY BIBLE drŸgal.afk: it was teh elite angels who did that, actually. and scared the guards pissless, if i remember it right.. God: yeah cause you were there Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong drŸgal.afk: OF COURSE Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong' Satan: You annoy me. You will all burn in my underworld. 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God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: HAHAHA ALMER God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: LAMELAMELAME Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST Athiest blabb: im right because i say you're wrong God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST God: AND MY MINIONS PUT SOME STUFF IN A BOOK, SO I MUST BE REAL Athiest blabb: oh sure, shout louder than I can. I'm STILL right because I say you're wrong. Athiest blabb: and why am I talking to you? you dont exist. Athiest blabb: the soviet textbooks say so God: I TALK TO CHRISTIANS #1 Christian: GOD SPOKE TO ME #1 Christian: THATS WHY HE EXISTS #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG Athiest blabb: I make fun of christians because I *KNOW* they're wrong. They're wrong because I say so. Jesus: I'm jesus, lets breakdance Jesus: BREAKDANCE FOR GOOD #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG Jesus: Dirt farmers bow down #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG Satan: That was amazing. Would you like to be my underling? #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG #1 Christian: EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG Athiest blabb: I dont know history but noone else does either so haha Athiest blabb: and if they do i can say they dont Athiest blabb: because they are fools #1 Christian: I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep #1 Christian: I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep #1 Christian: I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep #1 Christian: I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep #1 Christian: I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep #1 Christian: I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep Athiest blabb: I like goat-ism. God cant exist because of goatse.cx #1 Christian: MY CHURCH IS RIGHT #1 Christian: ALL OTHERS MUST BE WRONG #1 Christian: BECAUSE MY CHURCH SAYS SO #1 Christian: AND MY CHURCH IS ALWAYS RIGHT Adam.At¯mical: perfect drŸgal.afk: i now need the perfect window manager Athiest blabb: I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BECAUSE I SAY SO AND I DONT HAVE TO BACK IT UP EVEN IF EDUCATED PEOPLE CAN PROVE ME WRONG #1 Christian: I DONT HAVE TO BE EDUCATED TO SAY SOMETHING #1 Christian: I KNOW I AM RIGHT BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO Satan: It doesnn't matter whether you're right or wrong, you're going to hell anyway. #1 Christian: I WONT #1 Christian: GOD SAYS SO #1 Christian: AND HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT Athiest blabb: I DONT HAVE TO BE EDUCATED TO BE RIGHT. I CAN GO BE A BUM FOREVER LIKE RIV AND CALL EVERYONE LAME HAHAHA Satan: God is my bitch. #1 Christian: HAHA I'M NOT EDUCATED, THATS WHY I'M CHRISTIAN drŸgal.afk: God made you :D Satan: so Athiest blabb: CHRISTIANS ARE SO UNEDUCATED ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH MULTIPLE PHDs Adam.At¯mical: heh Athiest blabb: ALL BOOKS ARE WRONG I CAN WRITE BOOKS THAT ARE WRONG SO THEY MUST ALL BE WRTONG #1 Christian: SAME WITH THOSE ATHEISTS WHO COMPLETELY DEMOLISH US IN DEBATES #1 Christian: MY ONE BOOK BEATS ALL ATHEIST BOOKS #1 Christian: BECAUSE MINE IS FROM GOD AND JESUS #1 Christian: KIND OF #1 Christian: BUT NOT REALLY #1 Christian: ITS ACTUALLY WRITTEN BY SOME BUMS #1 Christian: BUT GOD SAYS ITS TRUE Adam.At¯mical: anyone worked with VPC Adam.At¯mical: I can't get DOS working again.. Athiest blabb: I DONT CARE IF YOUR BIBLE THING IS HISTORICLLY CREDIBLE AND CONTAINS NO CONFLICTS I CAN JUST SAY ITS ALL FICTION Athiest blabb: AND EVOLUTION EXISTS BECAUSE I LIKE MONKEY SEX The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE The Bible: I AM NOT ACCURATE can: hahahah Athiest blabb: I SMELL BACON DO YOU SMELL BACON??? khemfusion(): can you jug, look what you started The Bible: I SMELL GAYS BURNING BECAUSE GOD HATES FAGS khemfusion(): You sent Team Jesus bawling their eyes out Athiest blabb: HAHAH YOU ALL HATE FAGS EVEN THO YOU SAY YOU DONT I KNOW YOU DO The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAYJESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY The Bible: JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY khemfusion(): Their up in generel insurection I love all pe: