------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MAFiA presents... _______________________________________________________________________________ IMPROVED WAYS OF CHEATING AT SCHOOL Now, here are some great ways to cheat, use them to your needs. 1. Take a baseball card size piece of paper with all your answers on it, and tape it to the back of the seat of the person that sits in front of you. 2. Take a gum wrapper, write your answers on the insides of it, wrap up your gum and put it back in the pack. When your taking your test, you notice you have bad breath, so you take out a piece of gum, geez that wrapper sure does come in handy. Throw it away at the end of the test. 3. Take a footlong piece of paper, about a thumbs width, and write all your answers on it, then roll it up from both ends like a scroll and put a rubber band on it. Just palm it in your hand until you need it, then un- roll it. 4. To cheat off other people, get a friend to keep the teacher busy, ask her(him) a question by going to her desk, or getting her to go to him. Then do the same for him, this way you can use a cheat sheet, or just copy. To signal to your friend when you need the teacher busy, just cough or clear your throat. 5. After the first person turns in a test, (you want most people to be still taking the test) walk up the aisle like you are going to turn yours in, now read the peoples tests as you go up, look for answers that you need, then right when you get to the desk, pretend like you forgot something, and go back to your seat and write the answers. 6. If it is one of those tests where you use your own paper, take a sheet of paper, write all the info you need with pencil and then take your test. When you are finished, erase the incriminating info. *** NOTE *** THERE ARE MANY OTHER WAYZ YOU CAN CHEAT, THESE JUST WORK THE BEST WAY. DONT BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT ON ACING THE SCAN TRON, I'VE TRIED EVERY SINGLE WAY YOU'VE HEARD OF, NONE WORK. COMING SOON: SCHOOL: HOW TO SURVIVE L8ER DAYZ, MANY LAYZ FOLLOW MY WORD, GET ALL A'S. DISCLAMER --------- The author takes no responsibilty for who gets busted cheating or what dumb fuck gets a 4.0 in school because of this file. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS FILE HAS BEEN PRESENTED BY MAFiA - ALL RIGHTS WORTH JACK SHIT -------------------------------------------------------------------------------