How to get CD's and Tapes For free! Another Fabulous "Your Brain on Drugs" "Zillafiles!" (tm) Your Author, Godzilla would like to point out, from the beginning, that this text file that you are reading at this very moment, is made STRICTLY for entertainment purposes, and is not to be taken seriously because it is illeagal to do the item contained in this file. Hello Good folks of Anarchy land! It is I, your FAVORITE burned out pot smoking computer modem geek, Godzilla.. This is a quite simple and small file, because 1 it works and 2 i can get right to the point.. How would YOU like to own a SHITLOAD of tapes/cd's for only 1 cent with nothing more to buy EVER.. well, if you see the same ads i do in all of the magazines, you know that you have to buy like 8 or nine tapes/cd's at "regular" club prices, which in itself is bad enough, but THEN they send you shitty tapes that you SURE AS HELL dont want, like anne murray songs and the like.. Anyway, here is a way to get for VERY LITTLE <1 cent plus shipping and handling> to get your free buncha tapes/cd's with nothing more to buy ever AND no hasstles from the company.. Here is the trick. Find your ad for the tapes. Fill it out like you would as if you were actually ordering stuff. Then, mail the order form in, along with your ever so small charge. When you get your tapes/cd's enjoy them, because they are yours. As for the bill, throw it away,it doesnt matter. Then in about 2 weeks, you will receive a "Shitty album". You know, the one noone wants, well, keep that too. It is yours. play frisbee with it or something. Anyhow, the company will catch on at this time and say among themselves "Hey, yaknow? This asshole never sent us our cash for those good albums or the shitty one, lets not send him the next shitty one, and lets just bill him." Then all they will do is send you a bill. here is the neat part, when you get the bill, simply get a dark marker for a Buck at any school supplies store, and write "Deceased" across the unopened envelope and put it back in your mailbox. The U.S. Mail will nicely pick it up, and send it back to the company, who will say "Gee, Poor mother fucker gone died on us, oh well, looks like were out our cash. Bummer." I mean, think of it, they would have to claim against your estate if you really died, and it would cost a hell of a lot more than it would be worth. So, they just let it slide. Just dont try this method more than once. For obvious reasons.. Method #2 For all of you who are 17 and under. Send it away as you normally would, but instead of writing "Deceased" on the envelope, simply send them a letter saying that it is illeagal to have a binding contract with a minor in your state. Simple as that. Due to the fact that.. Well, it is.. so the record company fucks themselves by sending it to you in the first place... There tough luck.. I know those of you that have seen the other "Zillafiles"(tm) are thinking "Damn, this one sure is short" It Is. the reason for it being so short is because 1) I am tired and 2) it is so simple, why drag it out. Anyway, as with all "Your Brain on Drugs" "Zillafiles" (tm) the methods listed in the file have all be proven to work . So be carefull kiddies lest the dogs of wrath maul you. And as usual, Please, do not edit, change, rearrange, mutilate, beseige, kill, or generally fuck up this text file. Thank you. Comments to the Editor/publisher/president of "Your Brain on Drugs" "Zillafiles" Can be reached at the following BBS's.. The Citadel (305)785-4038 E-Mail Godzilla Infinate Darkness (305)561-3877 " "