The author of this file takes no responsibility for its contents. Written by Daredevil Jokes and Pranks (Part 1) 1. The Jelly Balloon This joke is a favorite of mine, it's cheap, easy, and very affective. needed: 1. One two liter soda bottle. 2. Water balloons. 3. A jar of jelly. 4. A cooking pan. 5. A funnel. First take the jelly and heat in the pan on a stove. When it is melted, using the funnel, put in the soda bottle. Wait until jelly cools, and put balloon over the lip of the bottle. Invert the bottle and squeeze jelly into balloon. Tie ballon and have fun. Other variations include things like glue, peanut butter, maple syrup, or what- ever else you can think up. 2. Fun with Locks. This is for people who have locks protecting whatever. Key locks: Take model glue and fill lock. Combination locks: Paint the dial of the lock with spray paint. 3. Fun with Crazy glue. Take the Crazy-Glue (t) and put on a surface where the victim will touch. 4. Fun with Automobiles. A. Put water in gas tank. B. Let transmission fluid out. C. Roll two golf balls up the exhaust pipe. D. Put an M-80 in the exhaust pipe. E. Clog up the exhaust pipe with a rag. F. Let air out of tires. G. Put a black paint in windshield-wiper fluid. H. Cut the leads to the horn and connect them together. I. Go out and kill a skunk. Hide it around the engine in a car so that the ventilation system is hit. 5. Fun with Magnets. Erasing of tapes, disks, computer chips, etc. 6. Fun with Electricity Find or make a wet surface (wet grass, floor, etc.). Take two wires, and with the first one lead it from an electric outlet's single prong to the wet surface. Take the other one connect from an electric outlet's single prong and with heavy gloves hang onto it. When victim walks across wet surface (hope- fully with barefeet) throw it onto the wet surface. Guaranteed jump start. Take an open can of gas and place within a closed area (like a garage). Take a 12 volt battery and tie a wire between both terminals. When victim walks into area place battery in there and run. 7. Fun with telephones (part 1) Take the mouthpiece apart and take magnet out. Disconnect the telephone line. Put superglue on the earpiece That's all for now look for Part 2